Matt, he/it, 20s, comedically bisexual
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Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on
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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.
So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.
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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary
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Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 馃敟
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Lyrae
I tend to think that I have close to none skills but it seems to me that my animations got a bit better since last year. Models also changed for the better for sure. It's just hard for me to imagine that everything that I do can be beyond basic knowledge.
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the trans community IS GOING TO BE Alright i promise
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When the seagulls cried again, none were left alive.
(Reading Umineko for the first time and i's taking over me!! and wanted to draw something, a Knives Out poster redraw hehe)
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