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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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[ID: Three paintings of red deer. Image one - group of three red deer walking to the right among trees. Image two - two deer walking to the right with it's head lowered, one deer is hidden behind the other. Image three - deer stood neutrally with its head raised watching the viewer indirectly. End ID.]

May 2025. 2 hours for the first, 1 hour for the others. Studies from my own photos. Prints available through my Redbubble shop.

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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

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Mourning Dove (Zenaida macroura) taking a nap. Family Columbidae, order Columbiformes.

Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA. May 2023.

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best review i’ve ever written. universally applicable

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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Mods are asleep, post bananimals

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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all