draculastits
draculastits
vampires please gimme the sucky sucky
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draculastits · 2 hours ago
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
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draculastits · 3 hours ago
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lowkey I kinda hate money. If you hate money too, send it to me. I can dispose of it properly
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draculastits · 7 hours ago
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andrew cuomo just conceded to zohran and said "he won"
bye sweaty!!!!
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draculastits · 7 hours ago
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day 379
(bonus frank iero, mikey way, and ray toro!)
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draculastits · 20 hours ago
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$20 used to mean something
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draculastits · 20 hours ago
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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draculastits · 23 hours ago
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Saint Avangeline x Emackphoto
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draculastits · 23 hours ago
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draculastits · 1 day ago
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draculastits · 1 day ago
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.
At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.
Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap
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draculastits · 1 day ago
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 
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spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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draculastits · 1 day ago
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Nosferatu mug set.
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draculastits · 1 day ago
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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draculastits · 1 day ago
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oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."
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