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hey y'all, val here!!

it's been a long while since i've had to make one of these posts, so it's kind of a bummer, but i'm in a much happier place generally now so i'm not letting it get to me too much, so let's get to it :)

basic info regarding my situation: i'm valerie, i'm a trans DJ, musician, and visual artist from London, i'm in the process of relocating from the UK beause it really sucks to exist there!!!! for many reasons, which i am not about to get into, but anywaysm i'm in the process of moving to norway, i'm in oslo now and i've just paid rent for a place for 2 months, which is awesome! and gives me some really needed stability, but obviously, i need to eat! and problematising that is the fact i have no money! i have a paid DJ gig on the 14th of june which will definitely be helpful on the surviving front and another on the 20th which is super hype!! but right now i have no food and no money for the next 2 weeks, and i would really appreciate if anyone could help me out! please donate if you can, or share! thank you so much for reading!! <33333333333

TL;DR black trans woman and artist relocating from the UK because it is a hellhole needs money to survive!!

i need to probably raise like £200, but anything helps ☣️ paypal ☣️ ☢️ revolut☢️(highly preferred)

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nothing like scratchimg ur pussy w long fake nails on

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okay here's some actual life advice for new parents

go to the library.

those toddler reading times are actually community-building events where you can meet fellow new parents with children the same age as your kid. you know how it's hard to socialize with all your friends, especially if they don't have young children? well here's a group of people that are far more likely to understand your situation and have free time that isn't after 9 pm on a school night. plus your kids can learn how to socialize with their own peer group. AND it's free

do NOT show up and scroll thru ur phone the entire time, the library isnt daycare, you need to be present too

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need 1 trillion more of these images

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did i shave my eyebrows 2 short

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This feels evil to see, like Im looking at a fundamental law of reality being challenged

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Chris Smalls is finally released.

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garbage smells bad because it's satirical.. it's like supposed to be that way. it's honestly kinda obvious lol? like it's critical of its own tropes and what the public thinks of it in a really smart and layered way. you should really think about it and try smelling it again.

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i think you all need to find a new way to talk about gay people/media

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please buy my feminist candle on etsy. its shaped like a naked decapitated woman. her spine is broken and she has no internal organs btw.

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Can't find the original post but found this buried in my photo roll

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Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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my spamtenna comic