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I hope this works with dragons cause i been wanting to write more. Dont got the time but i hope some of y'all enjoy
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
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This is kinda weird! Im kind of irked that i did this but yk im not seeing any downsides yet! If i get sick later then oh well
So about a month ago i bought some youghurt and some oatmilk eggnog. I wanted to try the oatmilk egg nog, i like eggnog and i love oatmilk so i cant see this going wrong right? And there was a bunch of kinds of youghurt i wanted to try because i avoid the shit like the plague but like what if theres a kind i like? Anyways ive discovered i dont like chobani for starters, but to second that its been like, a month, and i ate most of it in the first week but after the second i couldnt finish it all and its been in a bag in my room, including the unopened eggnog. My room is a shed, it has zero insulation save the blackberry bushes that surround my room and the furniture on the walls, and were coming into the cold season, it hasnt been above like 60, which is great cause i fucking hate the heat, but its also great, cause it gets down into the 40s and 30s in the night, which, first of all, ten out of fucking ten [10/fucking-10 if you will] because i like cold, but also its like, fridge temperature in here. I opened some of the youghurt today. Its coconut youghurt. It has zero mold, it doesnt smell weird, it doesnt taste weird, its totally fine. I feel weird eating youghurt i bought a month ago, but its unique to learn that my room is cold enough that i can keep my stuff refridgerated. Also, the oatmilk eggnog is phenomenal, its jot quite so strong as normal eggnog and its also got that oaty flavour and texture that i love, so like, 10/10
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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Hey, thanks, i suck at words ♡
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’
and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it
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I reblogged this to the wrong account but my point still stands
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#i chew everything#i chew potatoes#i chew mashed potatoes#i chew liquids#i chew water#give me your cock#tey to give you head and you end up chewed#the bitch who doesnt chew gets chewed
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all 365 bunnies i drew this year. ultimate group picture! i also have them all archived forever on neogeo.pet/bunny for easier mass viewing 🐰
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the primal urge to create a romcom completely consisting of arospec characters who dont realize theyre aspec. its one very big confused friend group. they all love each other very much but literally never have been told another way to express intense love besides romance. each of them start trying to date each other, and having multiple identity crises because of it. at the end, when one of them finally comes out of the closet, everyone else just starts pouring out
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