dragon-knuckles
dragon-knuckles
Half Poetry, Half Comedy
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Em, 23, bisexual. I live in California and also in my daydreams. I study anthropology and hopefully one day I will get paid to look at bones.
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dragon-knuckles · 4 days ago
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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dragon-knuckles · 5 days ago
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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.
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dragon-knuckles · 6 days ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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dragon-knuckles · 6 days ago
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a comic/zine about coyotes
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dragon-knuckles · 6 days ago
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I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting
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dragon-knuckles · 7 days ago
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ultimately the best way to prevent abuse is to organize society in such a way that everyone's needs are met wothout having to rely on a parent or employer or boyfriend or any one individual. obviously wont stop, like, manipulation or so on, but the ability to dangle basic needs over someone's head is one of the most powerful and consistant tools of abuse out there. if someone is able to just leave, and know that they will have access to food and shelter and clean water and education, that will enable so, so mamy victims of abuse to do just that.
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dragon-knuckles · 7 days ago
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Idc about taylor swift and I think all private jets should be cannibalized for scrap metal but in particular I don’t think singers and bands etc should have private jets. They should only have shitty tour buses in which incalculable drama and bad decisions go down
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dragon-knuckles · 7 days ago
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dragon-knuckles · 7 days ago
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choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw
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dragon-knuckles · 8 days ago
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dragon-knuckles · 8 days ago
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I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis
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dragon-knuckles · 9 days ago
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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dragon-knuckles · 11 days ago
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gonna be a lover for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you LOVED like intensely loved like 5 stars on letterboxd LOVED
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dragon-knuckles · 11 days ago
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i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time
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dragon-knuckles · 11 days ago
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dragon-knuckles · 11 days ago
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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
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dragon-knuckles · 11 days ago
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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
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