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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

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Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, Vic Michaelis 🫡

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

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can't today. busy.

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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.