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I'm goin' feral. Straight fuckin' slapstick. Fuck it, the only weapons I use are claws. I keep the squad with me just so I can structure 'em myself before I Go Loud. Put me in the ring, I will solo your named Ultra and half their army like this shit was Armored Core. Haters say I lost my humanity, they lost their fuckin' lives. That's just the numbers. Yeah, sure, I got a handler, he handles the lawyers and I handle the opps.

I am them, I will continue to be them, last time I died it was from pulmonary thembolism. The fury within me would burst your body at the seams, punk. I'm hitting combat stims so heinous that I have to get organ transplants every six months. Occasionally I grieve for the person I once was; I do not have a punchline for that one. Smokin' straight existential horror, I do not fear death because I am ready to leave this life behind. Haters can't see my inner turmoil behind these Lux-Iconic Louis Vuitton antiphotonic trueblack shades, I got 'em avoiding eye contact.

This shit is everything to me, man

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lolcows are such a display of the unbelievable mass cruelty people are capable of when given the chance

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Declaw

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Jaguar, an ode to my Mexican-American heritage.

Four color risograph (black, fluro pink, yellow, aqua) available for sale in my BigCartel shop!

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Yesterday my sister was going to complain about how things could have been different with our parents but stopped herself and said "No use treading through the multiverse"

Sooo true bestie that's going straight into my lexicon

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victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir��� and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”

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Just silly random Goddard sketch because why not

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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

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The more I read into reports about industrial and transportation accidents the less I feel like “operator error” actually exists

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I WILL BEAR MYSELF TO PEOPLE AUTHENTICALLY EVEN IF IT COULD LEAD TO EMBARRASSMENT AND POSSIBLE REJECTION FOR DEEPER MORE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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realized I never posted this ceramic charm I made last year, I forgot to take a photo of it glaze fired and it sold at an in person event so a simple photo of it at bisqueware with pencil sketch marks it is! :)

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Weed ain’t even fun no more man. Shit got me thinking the Hash Slinging Slasher outside

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter