that one queer theatre kid. call me elle, she/they, bi, socialist (maybe communist?), d20 obsessed. might get political but i'm stuck in the us what are u gonna do?
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Shout out to whichever editor saw Murph’s soft ass face when Emily was talking about Marya being scared of taking the wheel and said enhance….. yeah it’s going in
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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desc. maxwell (murph) makes eye contact with the camera as conversation ensues about how exquisite and timeless painting everything 'millennial grey' is.
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caldwell doing chin ups on smartypants like he isn't built like fucking superman.....
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is he... 👀... you know... *puts hands behind back* rowdy?
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Gilear is to Emily Axford what wealwell is to Brian Murphy
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greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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every time I mention how many days sober I am I appreciate people congratulating me and telling me to keep up the good work. it is nice. but I also wish that milestones in addiction recovery weren’t still so pinned to length of sobriety/abstinence
yeah yeah I’m 50 days sober who cares. how about the fact that, when I do drink, it tends to be nipped in the bud after two days nowadays instead of weeks or months? how about the fact that drinking has been condensed to a six pack because I’m at the end of my tether, instead of browning out every night? how about my friend who has decided to stop drinking alone, and is actually sticking to that? recovery doesn’t always look like sobriety and I wish it was more normal to talk about that. yknow. when addiction is normal to talk about at all
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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.
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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
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i think. it's good to call out misogynist "tradwife" propaganda by pointing out the position of vulnerability it glorifies. i.e. telling women to be wholly financially dependent on a man. however i do want to point out that some disabled people, including some disabled women, are going to have to live in a position of dependence. if not to a spouse, to family, to the state, to friends, to a home care agency, to an institution. and this position of vulnerability is not a "dunk." it is not a betrayal of feminism or of leftism. it's just a reality of some disabled people's lives. instead, save that energy for supporting people who are reliant on others, for making sure we. have options to escape abuse, provide counter-narratives to our dehumanization and infantilization, and listen to us. actually listen to us, and make space for us in your organizing
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you KNOW olethra’s estrogen was good because her mom home baked that shit
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