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Varric: I can’t wait for Chuckles to say something about the Veil. Solas: I don’t always mention the Veil. Dorian: You do. You really do. Cassandra: You do. Always. Cole: You do think about it a lot.
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munday meme // multimuse edition
send me a symbol and I will tell you…
⚔ which muse is the most likely to go to jail/prison ☠ which muse is The Worst™ 👅 which muse is the kinkiest 💑 who would make the best couple of two of your muses together 💔 who would be the worst couple of two of your muses together 👑 which muse is most likely to take over the world 👎 which muse secretly (or not so secretly) loves terrible movies 😍 which muse is the biggest heart breaker 🌱 which muse is the most gullible 💎 which muse is the biggest drama queen 🍒 which muse is the most innocent 🎭 which muse is the easiest to write 🌛 which muse is the biggest dreamer 🐢 which muse always runs late 🌉 which muse is most consumed by wanderlust 🏠 which muse is a happy homebody 👛 which muse is the most frugal 👠 which muse loves shopping sprees 🎉 which muse loves planning parties 💕 which muse falls in love too easily 👍 which muse would you most likely get along with 🔪 which muse would you most likely be enemies with 🍕 which muse is a terrible cook 😔 which muse is the biggest spoilsport 💘 which muse have you written the longest 🎶 what song makes you think of (specify muse) 💪 which muse is a health nut 🐷 which muse is most likely to win a pie eating contest 🎨 which muse is the most artistic 🍁 what inspired you to write/create (specify muse)
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Sparring/Training Sentence Starters
Requested by Anonymous
“Come on, then! Hit me!”
“Your stance is all wrong.”
“Am I doing this right?”
“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
“Get down and give me 20!”
“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”
“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!”
“Nice punch! Now do it again!”
“You won’t hurt me, I promise.”
“My grip feels off…”
“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?”
“I don’t want to hurt you…”
“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.”
“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”
“Here, you put your feet like this…”
“Relax. I’m trying to help.”
“Can you teach me how to __?”
“God, we stink.”
“Are you doing okay?”
“Are you alright?”
“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?”
“Come on! Another round!”
“You can win this time!”
“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!”
“What are you doing up at this hour?”
“Where did you get that bruise?”
“Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”
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rp sentence starters - 5 w’s
WHO?
“ Who are you? “
“ Who are you really? “
“ Who was that? “
“ Who’s there? “
“ Who am I? “
“ Who cares? “
“ Who knows? “
WHAT?
“ What’s going on? “
“ What are you? “
“ What just happened? “
“ What do we do now? “
“ What are you doing here? “
“ What do you know about me? “
“ What do you know about them? “
“ What the hell? “
“ What happened to you? “
“ What happened to us? “
WHEN?
“ When did this happen? “
“ When did you get that bruise? “
“ When did all of this start? “
“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “
“ When did you first start lying to me? “
“ When can I see you again? “
“ When’s dinner? “
“ When are we gonna get there? “
WHERE?
“ Where am I? “
“ Where are we? “
“ Where are we going? “
“ Where are you going? “
“ Where have you been all this time? “
“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “
“ Where were you when I needed you? “
WHY?
“ Why did you do that? “
“ Why are we doing this again? “
“ Why are you doing this? “
“ Why did you hit me? “
“ Why did you kill them? “
“ Why do you hate me? “
“ Why do you love me? “
“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “
“ Why do I love you? “
“ Why did you do something so stupid? “
“ Why are you up so late? “
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like to get a thing from the shiny boi
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everyone’s favorite dumpster fire dad is back in town!! who wants to play
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“There is a devil in you, my lord!” the servant cried. “There are devils in all of us,” he sneered, “You only fear mine because it calls to the one in you.”
Make friends with your demons, son; there are no angels here. (Excerpt from Fornever) | m.a.w (via dvoyd)
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✰ * º ❛ even more popular text posts ask meme. ❜
‘ getting the fuck over things is the best! ’ ‘ i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept! ’ ‘ you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel. ’ ‘ when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree ’ ‘ where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually. ’ ‘ do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer? ’ ‘ if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me. ’ ‘ will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass??? ’ ‘ date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her. ’ ‘ the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell. ’ ‘ does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish. ’ ‘ kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me. ’ ‘ fuck boys, I only trust rice. ’ ‘ whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give. ’ ‘ luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.” ’ ‘ mood: saying “mood” to everything. ’ ‘ i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you ’ ‘ share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach. ’ ‘ the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7. ’ ‘ i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see. ’ ‘ while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less. ’ ‘ a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science. ’ ‘ i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water. ’ ‘ why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is. ’ ‘ when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. ’ ‘ YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay ’ ‘ two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music. ’ ‘ move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency. ’ ‘ life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions. ’ ‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed. ’ ‘ what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom. ’ ‘ i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety. ’ ‘ i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town. ’ ‘ i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again. ’ ‘ oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me. ’ ‘ “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning. ’ ‘ we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek. ’ ‘ imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone. ’ ‘ it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends. ’ ‘ bamf: bad at making friends. ’ ‘ i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!! ’ ‘ (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown! ’ ‘ rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip. ’ ‘ if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared. ’ ‘ “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t. ’ ‘ why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started. ’ ‘ the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell. ’ ‘ i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you. ’ ‘ do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone?? ’ ‘ just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta. ’ ‘ i need a small loan of $1,000,000. ’ ‘ i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago. ’ ‘ where can i find this friendzone i need some friends. ’ ‘ i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices. ’ ‘ i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem? ’ ‘ i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds. ’ ‘ when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love. ’ ‘ sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on. ’ ‘ if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there. ’ ‘ i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed. ’ ‘ my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao ’ ‘ dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ??? ’ ‘ people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto. ’ ‘ my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight. ’ ‘ i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords. ’ ‘ whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich. ’ ‘ i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me?? ’ ‘ your smile makes any day a thousand times better. ’ ‘ hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me. ’ ‘ 90′s babies… we getting old. ’ ‘ stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you. ’ ‘ i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this. ’ ‘ there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’ ‘ i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe. ’ ‘ brah fuck it i’m just die. ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch. ’ ‘ i’m kiss deprived. ’ ‘ i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair. ’ ‘ me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong? ’ ‘ je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die. ’ ‘ not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat. ’ ‘ if i want you, never worry about who wants me. ’ ‘ calling me baby makes me so freakin weak. ’ ‘ i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu. ’ ‘ watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date. ’ ‘ space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky. ’ ‘ date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them. ’ ‘ push me onto the bed and climb on top of me. ’ ‘ hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug. ’ ‘ all the love songs are becoming about you now. ’ ‘ the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved. ’ ‘ avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this. ’ ‘ first of all i love tiddies so jot that down. ’ ‘ fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul. ’ ‘ i really need to be fucked by something other than life. ’ ‘ you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you. ’ ‘ goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do. ’
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A note about shipping with me
I probably already ship it
not that I deliberately start rp'ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it
you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay
I will never pressure you into a ship
if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior
if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.
that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.
ships are usually in their own seperate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.
if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life
xoxox i love you bbies
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My Friend Playing Dragon Age: Inquisition Starters
“I’m getting fucked in the ass by spider’s jizz.”
“I don’t want your jizz!”
“Fucking screech all you want, cuntface.”
“When does death come. I was promised death.”
“FUCK YOU.”
“Take a potion you ginger shit.”
“There’s tits on my dick and I am enraged.”
“He’s planking on the stairs but he’s doing it wrong.”
“All I can do is try.”
“Where is this cunt-for-brains?”
“Bro—boy—I can’t even.”
“It’s not a beautiful call it’s me losing my fucking mind.”
“Where is death. I was promised death.”
“Hello? Is this death? Are you coming for me yet?”
“I got jazzed on.”
“I will fuck you in the ass with my pointy staff you fucks.”
“Die and burn and I would say in hell but we’re already in a green glowy version of it.”
“Hey fuckface with the horns—and you’re dead.”
“The raw fade more like my raw asshole because this guy has been fucking me for three hours.”
“I can die happy if I never see another spider. Like, for reals.”
“Fuckstache McHandlebars.”
“Handlebars McFuckFace.”
“What hurt you as a child? Oh, the thing fucking Cole in the face? Alright.”
“Spiders can eat my asshole.”
“You’re not allowed to exist.”
“Thanks for going after the broken AI.”
“Fuckstache McHandlebars is admittedly a lot better than Handlebars McFuckFace.”
“I just want to live.”
“Is this what insanity feels like?”
“It’s not the boss that’s hard. It’s the amount of shit he summons into your urethra.”
“You better put this in caps because my throat hurts.”
“The world needs to suffer with me.”
“We’re fighting in a storage closet with spiders.”
“I’m a pretty mage who likes dick beating people with a staff while everyone fucks around and has an orgy or something I don’t fucking know.”
“Hey, numbnuts—Numbnuts One and Numbnuts Two—can you take up less space?“
“I would like life.”
“… where am I.”
“Where’s the gay. I found the gay.”
“I am in hell thank you for noticing.”
“HOW YOU DOIN’, BEBE.”
“Yes it is because I can’t get past the fucking story mission.”
“I-I-I-I—”
“You cannot drag spiders. I have learned that.”
“Congratulations, you’re literally an asshole.”
“Aaaand they’re dead.”
“Please. Just… please.”
“Because please.”
“Just let me li—actually just fucking kill me. Just do it.”
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ancient dog names, courtesy of ovid
melampus: blackfoot
ichnobates: tracker
pamphagos: glutton
dorceus: gazelle
oribasos: hiker
nebrophonos: deercatcher
laelape: hurricane
theron: hunter
pterelas: wingy boy
agre: hunter 2
hylaeus: woody
nape: valley girl
poemenis: shep
harpyia: snatchy
ladon: bitey
dromas: speedy
canache: loudmouth
sticte: spot
tigris: tiger
alce: strong girl
leucon: whitey
asbolos: soot
lacon: howler
aello: stormy
thoos: fast boy
cyprius: cyprus boy
lycisce: wolfdog
harpalos: snatchy 2
melaneus: blacky
lachne: fuzzy girl
labros: rowdy boy
argiodus: white fang
hylactor: barker
melanchaetes: black-hair
theridamas: killer
orestriphos: mountain boy
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The "You said I couldn't so I went ahead and did it" Squad
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