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We're in the midst of the NHL post-season and I felt like adding a hockey guy to my roster of OCs - Dominik 🐮
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Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo
https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100
#let’s fuckin GOOOOOO#sad the slur song isn’t eligible but we gotta find the craziest shit to get on there 😂
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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.
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nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix
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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations
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You look stressed. Wanna bounce on my dick until you feel better??
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Fuck I’d do anything to suck on your tits while you sit all the way on it like a good girl for me
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🎉 I can still jerk.
Just a time consuming process now 😂
Unless I end up needing wrist surgery recovery time is looking maybe 3ish months minimum though potentially up to 6 months for things to fully repair and gradually get I guess structural stability back to normal.
Apparently it’s insane I went 2+ months just living with all this damage without mentioning it but my dumb ass didn’t have time to see a doctor (and also just forgot it wasn’t normal)
My RN sister has told me that every time she comes to visit she’s going to ask me to go through a checklist of any pain/discomfort anywhere because she knows I have a history of not mentioning things long enough I forget said pain/discomfort isn’t normal because of my weird pain tolerance levels.
For real though if it wasn’t for her a couple years back insisting I get one of my shoulders xrayed and scanned I’d never have know that I’d broken that shoulder as a young teen because I just never felt it until it healed with a module that over the years have me chronic bursitis through irritating the shoulder joint.
Hand physio I went to also asked me if I had any other previous breaks and I had to answer I genuinely have no idea and if I do I haven’t found them yet 😂
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All my homies love boobs and hate the government
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