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life is never dull with my curse #MyCurse

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#whimsicalwilla (inside kitty looking out)

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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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The Garden Of Memory

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(jigsaw voice) hello. you claim to be hungry and yet you have not eaten for the past nine hours. in front of you is a plate of food. you're not trapped in this room and there's no death timer or anything, however. the longer you don't eat the hungrier you will get. you will not stop being hungry until you eat. you don't even have to eat the plate of food in front of you, you can just eat whatever. please. anything. i'm begging you. good luck.

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I feel like everyone has just forgotten you can imagine stuff. "I used ai to make a video of a breakdancing cat" dude you can literally just imagine that. Just close your eyes and the video is in your head

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im lowkey sleepy lol But dont think im not wise

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…Not good. (And not legal, if I read the situation correctly.) 😡

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Grocery shopping, even online is a nightmare. It's like when somebody asks what do you want for Christmas" and you forget everything you've ever desired, except I have to do it every 2 weeks or so. "Hey what food do you want us to bring you" I don't fuckign. know. I've never eaten in my life.

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Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement