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also seriously if a character isn’t white, i promise your only descriptive options aren’t food words and varying degrees of tan. it’s okay to say brown. pale brown! light brown! golden brown! medium brown! dark brown! deep brown! so many kinds of brown!

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN

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idkTime in Cyberpunk 2077 is so weird. Why are these things so weird and arbitrary?

I guess point one is why 2077? 2055 would have been fine.

Why is there a six month time skip, but Jackie treats you like you’ve only been working together a few weeks? In six months, V should definitely know MaxTac and how to shoot/sneak/sabotage decently. You can awkwardly say “we make a good team” but that would be something after, like…a month or two, at best? Had they been barely getting shit to work together on? i understand “well we need the players to understand! we need them to get that jackie and v are bffs!” okay then why not just have the heist be set further back? let jackie come with us on other missions first? idk

Why does everyone still talk a ton about Samurai? That would be like finding a Rolling Stones diehard rn. And like, yes, people still go nuts about The Beatles, but it isn’t nearly as persistent as how Samurai is treated in universe.

With that, why does all of Samurai act like it hasn’t been fifty years since they’ve broken up? Henry holds a grudge for that long, has been struggling for that long? Kerry still holds a flame for a man who’s been dead long enough for babies born on that day to collect retirement checks? It takes him that long to find a new muse? (which is really sad and does Kerry very dirty narratively but i digress)

like it doesn’t add up to me that’s all. but i mean i know what the answer is: crunch and impatient higher-ups ruined this game and the issues with it came from it not getting enough time in the proverbial oven.

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Thought that appeared rent-free in my brain last night while I was trying to sleep:

D&D conservation science. D&D invasive species biologists.

Big carved sign outside of a dungeon reading

Gelatinous cubes are an INVASIVE SPECIES in this area

Gelatinous cube spores can survive on metal surfaces for 50+ years!

Keep our dungeons safe!

CLEAN YOUR GEAR before you ENTER HERE

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First Sleepover

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This is ALL that matters…..

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Oh Judy… 😂

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Have you been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon lately? There's a new farming sim in the works, created by an Indonesian company with more diverse gameplay!

Create your farm, romance the villagers, dive to save coral reefs, catch bugs and fish to put in the museum, attend mini games and festivals, and MEET MERMAIDS.

Let's talk about Coral Island!

This Kickstarter has come a long way since it's launch, and as of Feb. 15 it's still got 15 days to reach it's higher goals.

Or, DO YOU WANT TO DATE A MERMAID?

There are three mythical figures in this game, one of them being mermaids. We've finally unlocked the village, but if we unlock the kingdom there are two romance mermaid options.

But if mermaids don't do it for you, the human options are just as sexy! (And yes, OF COURSE YOU CAN PICK ANY GENDER 🏳️‍🌈)

(and the normal townies aren't bad looking either 👀)

Coral island can be a solo or multiplayer experience, and is planned to launch on switch and other consoles not long after early access in Q4!

By backing you get the game key for only $20, which is low for the amount of gameplay Coral Island has to offer!

Yes, that's right! For the low amount of $20, you too can eventually date a mermaid! Consider pledging today!

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The former leaders of the Horde attempt to reconcile…

P.S. - Hordak dyed his hair blue to be closer to his old self

prompt by @hermajestythebomb

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i made a firebringer alignment chart!

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I just now realized that people who only became fans of ATLA this year have never seen this masterpiece

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Hey Gaud, I know you probably won't see this but I want you to know how much your blog means to me and how much it has helped me calm down sometimes. You're a great person. Also are you a cat or dog person?

this is very kind, thank you. i’m not a furry but i respect the community 

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there are some people doing official business here in my nature center today and they were very rude to me

but then the Bad Tweens came back and they were rude to them, too, so now I am very defensive… these are my Bad Tweens to be angry with and you are not allowed to yell at them if you don’t work here

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Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers

I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so. 

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american election day voters!!!! if you find yourself in a long line tomorrow https://polls.pizza/ is an organization that sends pizza to the polls!!! all you have to do is take a picture of the line as proof that it’s long and send it to that site along with the address of your polling location. this is important because we don’t want people to leave their place in line if they don’t have access to food and get really hungry! everyone else, we can donate on that same website to help fund the pizza getting sent to polling sites all over the country!