I like Chiss a normal amount. She/her pronouns.
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New Taxa Added: Malayan Tapirs
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[“Chow was the activity around which the whole prison revolved. The sections took turns going first, with twenty minutes for each one to make it all the way through the line. The guards controlled the speed with which the units were called, and one day at lunch, shortly before a big inspection was set to take place, one of the guards decided to assert his power by slowing down the food line so that section three didn’t get fed. Everyone flipped out, holding their empty trays, yelling bloody murder. This guard did the same thing at dinner, and the next day, again, at both lunch and dinner, until it became crystal clear that this was deliberate, someone acting on orders.
Meals were the only good thing we got every day, and the prison was fucking with them. It messed with our heads, created hostility between the sections, and generally tempted us to engage in behavior that would land us in the SHU. Prison is about control and dominance. On the second day of the crisis, the military police investigative unit (MPI) arrived. They’re the guards who cultivate confidential informants. They sat back and watched the panic, waiting for someone to misbehave in an actionable way.
Fort Leavenworth had a prison inmate council, something like a student council for prisoners. After three days of this deliberate baiting, I went to the council with a plan. Following chow time, prisoners had the option of either going directly to their own housing unit or heading to the medical window to pick up medications. There was a rule that prisoners could always get Tylenol, no questions asked. I suggested that every single prisoner go to the window and ask for a dose, which would overload the line dramatically and slow down the whole cycle of the day. We would be fighting back, while still following the letter of the law. It would only work, though, if all eighteen housing units got on board.
By lunch the next day, everyone was in. Every twenty minutes, more people stood up and moved from the dining hall to the pill line, in unison. The line wrapped all the way around the prison. My unit was the last one, so I got to see the reaction in the dining hall. The guards were panicked. They called for reinforcements. Riot cops came in with their kneepads and shields, arrayed like storm troopers all around the line.
As the investigators walked toward me, I grabbed my forehead. “I have the worst headache of my life!” I said.
I was shocked. Both that it had worked and at the extremity of the response. The commander of the prison was there, as were what looked like civilian cops from the outside. I started to worry they’d crack down on me. I worried they had seen me organizing. I was sweating. I actually did then get the worst headache of my life. Finally, at 4:00 p.m., the last people in the line, including me, took their Tylenol.
That night, the prison called a lockdown. For dinner, we were served sack lunches in our cells. Some people were thrilled at the success of what we’d done, how we’d stood up to our captors, but a lot of other people were pissed. Yes, we’d avoided the SHU, but instead of solitary confinement, we’d gotten stuck with group confinement, which could be its own version of hell, too.
The next morning, they released the lockdown. At chow, the commandant of the facility stood watching us, flanked by his deputy and a large group of investigators. I was ready for the deliberate baiting of inmates to begin again, but instead, something wondrous happened. Chow proceeded exactly as it was supposed to.”]
chelsea manning, from readme.txt
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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.
Love me some burritos.
Source: could be worse comics
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Ocd is crazy because it's like they found a way to project hardcore catholic guilt onto people who have never been to church
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You may have heard that giraffe and their closest cousins, the okapi, can lick their own eyeballs.
Both species have got super long tongues and this makes sense in theory but... sometimes you have to see it how it actually works to believe it's a real behavior.
There's no grace involved. It's nothing like the ethereal, fae-like aesthetic these guys have most of the time. They just yeet their tongue backwards out of their mouth and bounce it off their face, repeatedly. It cracks me up every time I see it.
This is Sekele, at the Denver Zoo. Enjoy.
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Here it is, this years bracket!!!
These are the top 32 fandoms with the most submissions (each of these got 10 or more)
FAQ:
yes it is seeded, based on the numbebr of submissions
each round lasts a week, and the first will be posted in a few days
I select the images for the poll by googling the fandom, and using the first image that comes up on google images so PLEASE dont come complaining about the image not accurately representing the fandom, unless the image is completely unrelated to the fandom (e.g. image of a witch instead of the witcher) i dont care
at the end of each round I will post the funny propaganda people added to their submission + the number of submissions it got
I do not reblog/post propaganda while the poll is ongoing so those asks will be deleted
vote based on tumblr in the last year (but i cant stop anyone from voting a different way)
from now on, asks will be tagged as #fandom poll ask, and each round will be tagged as #2025 fandoms 1, #2025 fandoms 2 etc
Feel free to send an ask with any other questions, this post will be pinned and act as the FAQ so will be updated as this goes on
Also if you are involved in one of these, please send an ask telling me if the fandom goes by any other name so I can tag properly!
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the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters
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bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.
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Me going to tell my fandom (my Tumblr followers) lore about my oc that will shatter their hearts (I will get 2 notes)
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