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Farore💚

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Worlds Apart — the Harpy and the Mermaid

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I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.

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Super silly AU/fic prompt based more on idea of Xin Mo just adoring SQQ. Like this is the worlds biggest hater and Xin Mo loves conflict.

SQQ accidentally touching Xin Mo at some point in Jinlan city and the sword seeing in mind, and the comment threads and is instantly like 'THAT ONE! THAT ONE IS MY DESTINED WIELDER! GIVE ME TO HIM!!'

LBH not wanting cursed sword anywhere near his Shizun..also HOW IS THE SWORD NOW ALSO HIS RIVAL! Shizun's charms are to strong.

Also Xin Mo instantly shutting off any encouragement it had to violence to SQQ

Xin Mo: Protec

LBH: I WANT TO YOU WERE THE ONE TRYING TO GET ME TO-

Xin Mo: I would never. Only protec

Just LBH and Xin Mo fighting over SQQ.

Sword suddenly appearing in water prison and SQQ is like The Fuck only for LBH to charge in 'IT TRIED TO SHOVE ME BACK INTO THE ENDLESS ABYSS'

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rewatching the under the red hood movie and i gotta say as much as i love jason’s speech to bruce about how mad he is that the joker’s still alive, i still maintain that a severely underrated speech in this movie is from ra’s when he’s talking to bruce and in essence says ‘yeah so i hired the joker to distract you which was my bad because he totally went overboard and killed your son :/ and i felt so guilty i decided not to try and fight you anymore and then i stole your son’s corpse and tried to revive him via lazarus pit so i could like. make amends. except that was also my bad because we fucked that one up real good and when he came back out BOY was he weird in the head. killed my guys and then fucking jumped out a window and we lost him. my bad. and i thought he’d died again but apparently he’s in gotham and is like. totally destroying your whole lives which again, my bad. shouldn’t have tried to help. sorry about that. i’ll just stay out of your business from now on.’ which is actually the funniest characterisation of ra’s i’ve ever seen

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"the honor of a man"

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the last enemy that shall be destroyed

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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

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Coñe como mola

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

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Kitties are boycotting the cat tower I built for them because I had to have my cousin yoink them out of it mid-construction, since getting squished is apparently Not A Big Deal. But Kitties are also Pissed I am not physically touching them, which I could be, if they were on the cat tower, so.

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man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something

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us tv: reviewed 

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Assorted Zelda/GUG doodles from Patreon!