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oh whoops accidentally drops this and reminds everyone spamton fucking said this while we were being teased about the chapter where we meet his former "business" partner

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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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I headcanon starscream’s favorite color as pink but he calls it “light red”
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Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone
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This has to have been done before already but WHATEVER. MCR’s your spam email
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"Lol gifted kid burnout? You mean youre just sad you cant say youre better than other people anymore."
Hey thats a funny joke about how the pennsylvania department of education used my test taking ability as a statistic for better federal funding.
Very funny joke about how they put proverbial horseblinders on me at age 7, showed me one path to survive, pointed me down it and said "the only way you can survive is sprinting as hard as you can. Dont stop."
Hilarious jab about how when me and most of the other "gifted" kids inevitably were mentally debilitated by highschool and asked "dont we ever get to stop? Is there a different path I can try?" our questions fell on absent ears or worse, were only met with deliberate misunderstanding, shaming, and more pressure, and we had to either push further and hope it got easier (it never did) or be brave enough to take off the blinders ourselves and wander off into uncharted territory 10 years later than our peers, already worn down from chasing an impossible goal, just to start figuring out the rest of our lives on our own after all that.
Fucking knee slapper about how they took kids and told them, they could lean on their academic skills, exposed them to no other options, and then shrugged their shoulders when the advanced placement system just exhausted most of them and left them lost and without direction or future.
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Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.
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I dream of Spamton and Tenna combo attack.
this is in reference to spamton's "word bullets". there's a head canon i love that spamton's brackets used to emulate tenna's wordart, and im fond of the idea that spam can provide ammo which tenna is able to enhance with his magic!
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has anyone seen the preview from that new artbook... does anyone else uh. does anyone else. umm.
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For me, censorship laws are a lot like the death penalty. There are people I wish would die, but I don't want the government to have any say over who lives or dies (because then they can stretch laws out to justify killing someone they dont like). There are stories that I think are reprehensible and should have never been written, but I don't want the government to have any say over which stories are reprehensible (because then they can stretch out what they deem wrong out to fit anything they don't like)
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wanna see my favorite part of how i draw tenna
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Togore Dreemurr, the oft forgotten middle child of the Dreemurr household. But i did not forget you Togore. I would never forget you.
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