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lesbian spotted

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Doctor: If you use estrogen you might gain weight.

Me: Yes. Tummy, ass, and titties are made of fat.

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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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Job search is going really well

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A true friend is an honest friend

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

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Hey!! It's Tidy Up Tuesday! You should tidy up your living space a little!! It doesn't have to be a lot, it can just be picking up some clothes or taking out the trash! Start with your immediate space, and expand out to the room itself if possible! Can you do it? For me please? I'll be proud of you even if you don't but I promise you that you'll feel better if you do :)

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boobies

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peeling off a girl's used estrogen patch like an apple sticker before I take a bite

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It's like a little domestic animal walking into a pack of coyotes

It's so funny to see kinky tgirl posting on bluesky and then you get a random confused bluesky liberal in the replies.

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It's so funny to see kinky tgirl posting on bluesky and then you get a random confused bluesky liberal in the replies.

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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures