dragonkingabc123
29 Walking A Fine Line
Just a dude scrolling through life trying to figure this thing out. Anime, gaming, memes. Occasionally, I'll post a concert video.
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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
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You know what. Fuck you.
*unhallows your ween*
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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
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the illegal aliens after their transgender prison surgeries
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Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.
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