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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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I was thinking of a post I saw a few days ago where it was like ‘Zoey never moved out of the US so Rumi and Mira end going to find her’ and I absolutely find the idea hilarious

Zoey has given up her music dreams and is now going to college (because her dad will pay for her apartment if she does) and is working some cafe job for cash and suddenly these two super hot weird chicks start coming to her job literally all the time.

Rumi and Mira grew up super rich so they have no sense of money, they don’t really know how tipping works and they have the natural desire to take care of Zoey (even if Zoey doesn’t know they’re like. Kinda soulmates.) so they keep giving Zoey massive tips all the time.

Mira and Rumi hang out at her job forever just to hear Zoey sing so they can fucking confirm it’s her (they’re like. 99% just from seeing her but they have to be 100% or else Celine is leaving them there forever)

Rumi, having told Mira she’s a half demon because without Zoey Mira wouldn’t leave her the fuck alone: do you think she’ll hate me for being half demon?

Mira, sipping an absolutely horrible drink that Zoey made: no. For one— a ancient magical entity literally said we were soulmates. For two— that girl is a monster fucker for sure.

Zoey is kinda into the whole sugar baby vibe she has going on but then Rumi and Mira start like. Asking about her music and stuff which, because she’s pretty much the main character in a Christmas movie who doesn’t believe in the magic of the season any more, makes her mad.

This whole idea was really because I thought of this exchange and giggled about it for an hour—

Rumi, trying to keep it low key that they’re all soulmates and destined to fight demons together: So, Um, do you want to be our third ?

Zoey: YES!! I’ve been waiting for you to ask forever ! It’s been months!

Rumi, surprised: I was expecting you to resist joining our band, all things considering?

Zoey:…. Oh. You want me to be the third member of your band :/

Mira, shoving Rumi out of the way: That kind too!! That kind of third too!!!

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Jan Waldron

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Mira came up with a coreo for their mature/sexy concept comeback

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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i think its so cool that this movie inspired so many of you guys to start calling sam wilson a fascist thats so awesom1A 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A

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You're obviously lying about being intersex. I saw that picture of your eyes and you look like a normal male. Attention seeker

I usually don't respond to anon hate but this one is really funny. Eyes?? Of all things??? There's no sexual dimorphism in the eyes 💀

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I saw Superman (2025) a few days ago with my dad, he’s in his late 60s and is a lifelong Superman fan. He made sure that I was all-in on DC and how Superman should be, despite everything the movies said.

Walking out of that theater was so surreal, and we both just said “fucking finally.” He told me he’s been waiting for a proper Superman adaptation since Christopher Reeves, and I said I’ve been waiting for it all my life. Superman stuff should leave you feeling warm and fuzzy and wanting to be a better person to follow Clark’s example, and this did that in spades.

Over everything else, we were just relieved. All these years of bleak and depressing adaptations taught us both to hold our breaths, and seeing a genuinely hopeful and optimistic adaptation took a weight off of us that we had forgotten was there.

It’s good. It’s got even better messages. Now they’ve just gotta keep this up and hopefully the world will be a better place, even if by just a little.

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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daily reminder to drink some wa-

hold on.

Post canceled.

is it anyone on tumblr named Brian?

is there anyone logged in right now who has the name Brian