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starling

Pepper thinks voting stickers are really great!

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claymore

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urashiman

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*VERY QUIET CRYING**VERY QUIET SCREAMING**VERY NONINVASIVE GRABBY HANDS* PLEASE GIVE ME ALL THOSE CHILDREN and stop carrying them like that they are askeert dammit

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GENIUS!!

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You can find examples of my work here, and reviews of my commissioned work here.

So, I’m selling writing commissions, both original fiction and fanfiction. Any fandom, any characters, any pairing, any rating, any kink. My rate is 5 dollars for every 500 words (that’s just a...

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I don't care if it's six months old. I'm LOLing right here, right now.

SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED

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I have way too many. Including the original NES, which still works like a little brick-shaped champ. ^^

Reblog if you have a gaming device of any kind

I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr

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you know, I was buying/training dragons for exalt and I was wondering, how does that work in-universe? especially when you’re buying dragons from other flights

I figure my dragons, well, sometimes go lair to lair with pamphlets about the plaguemamma’s glorious ooze, and...

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*heavy breathing* *silent tears*

Um, so are we going to talk about my modding problem?  Because seriously for real WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE.

Download the THIS IS SPARTAAAAA mod at girlplaysgame.com

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OMG, these are so gorgeous!

These and many other accents are avaliable to preorder here! ^v^

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OMG, these are so gorgeous!

These and many other accents are avaliable to preorder here! ^v^

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Done, I think. Tried to photoshop how the accent theoretically could look like with the powerpack, but I am not sure where the gradient part of the spikes start on the arms. Contest link here 

Edit: forgot to change the opacity on the smaller image :,)

Edit2: colour change

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i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That’s it. The worst news imaginable.

A new study published in PLoS One last week has found chytrid - a fungal disease considered to be responsible for the extinction and decline of hundreds upon hundreds of frog species across the world - in frogs exported from Madagascar. Until now,…

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(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)

Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”

Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”

(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)

Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”

Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”

(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)

Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”

Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”

Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”

Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”

(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)

Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”

Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”

Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”

(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

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