dragonslayerlars
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Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Fine, I’ll do it myself.

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Written by James Miller. Art by The Oatmeal.
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THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
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“you should stop playing dragon age so much”
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Oh so you’re a gamer-dude? Tell me five facts about Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue.
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someone: please stop crying about video games
me, sobbing: they're All i Have
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me: *finishes video game*
me: *reevaluates life*
me: *listens to video game ost 362743 times*
me: *cries for eternity*
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Trying to talk to Solas about *anything*
Me: Hey Solas, do you want some of this chicken fettuccine alfredo I made?
Solas: In dreams I have traveled through the Fade and had chicken fettuccine alfredo beyond your wildest imaginings. I ate such pasta with men set to be executed at dawn, shared in their last, doomed wine and revelry. I've watched legendary heroes of old sit in their camps before apocalyptic battles against the darkness, and eat fetuccine alfredo such as this. And once, I befriended a curious spirit who above all lusted to know the taste of human food, and schemed for centuries to find ways to enter our world with a human palate and sample pasta dishes like the one you are currently offering.
Me: You know, I get it.
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it’s always a good idea to bring a little snack with u
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