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Originally posted by kjtcompany5

I don't 'write' my characters, I just watch them do stupid shit and write up the incident report.

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Originally posted by itty-bitty-meme-committee

Send 💋 to get a kiss from my muse. The more 💋💋 the more effort my muse has to put into the kiss.

Careful, the more kisses the more it heads to NSFW.

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* idiots to lovers romantic starters

also known as rivals to lovers / idiots to idiots but they’re lovers / rivals to besties / rivals to idiots, the list goes on. some of these are inspired by pre-existing media. change pronouns/aggressive terms of endearment/insults as you see fit! these can also be platonic of course!

“i dunno. sometimes i just… feel things when you’re around.”

“i love your ass.”

“your ass is your best quality.”

“i’d tap that.”

“i love you, bitch.”

“do you ever feel… like… you know… things? like… those warm… feelings?”

“oh my god, stop looking at me like that! i’m gonna end up kissing you.”

“sometimes you’re not annoying.”

“you don’t, like… make me wanna tear my eyes out… or whatever.”

“you love me? are you sure?”

“i don’t hate you.”

“shut up and stay. please.”

“i hate when people say shit like ‘you’re my best friend, i love you, i can’t imagine my life without you. i wake up and you’re the first thing on my mind, and the last thing before i go to sleep. suddenly all the love songs make sense.’ you know? i prefer starting it by saying how much i hate when other people say it, then say what i mean anyway. it’s way less embarrassing like that.”

“we aren’t friends. friends don’t do this kinda thing.”

“maybe i don’t wanna be just friends with you.”

“who the fuck said you aren’t funny?”

“who the fuck called you boring?”

“who the fuck said that? you’re great.”

“i don’t think you’re weird. i think you’re cute.”

“i don’t think you’re weird. you’re a dumbass, maybe, but i like that about you.”

“obviously i like you! i’ve been trying to tell you for ages now!”

“i’ve been flirting with you for the last six months, thanks for noticing.”

“some parts of you don’t make a lot of sense to me, but i don’t know why the sky turns pink at sunset and i still think it’s beautiful.”

“i want you. i don’t know why, i can’t explain it, but i just wanna be around you all the time.”

“i woke up one morning and realised i loved you.”

“you’re the worst. i love it.”

“you’re stupid, that’s what you are, buddy.”

“i wouldn’t die for you, but i think i’d kill for you. maybe. but then, that would mean going to jail… nah. i take it back. no offence.”

“did you know when i call you dude i mean it romantically?”

“what are you gonna do? kiss me?”

“you don’t look totally ugly today.”

“you look… never mind. i didn’t say shit!”

“they’re just flowers, don’t read into it.”

“can you please stop moving your mouth so i can kiss you?”

“you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”

“i trust you, stupid.”

“i love you, dumbass.”

“you’re a pain in the ass but i’m glad we met.”

“of course i care about what you think of me!”

“you’re looking at me funny.”

“i’m not looking at you funny! this is just how i look at someone i hate.”

“being with you makes me feel like a better person.”

“being with you makes me feel like a better person. i look like an angel compared to you.”

“huh? what was that? are you being nice to me?”

“sorry i made things weird the other day. we can still hang out, right?”

“sorry i kissed you, that was stupid. let’s just forget about it.”

“maybe kissing you was stupid but i don’t regret it.”

“are we hugging right now, bro? is that what we’re doing? do we… keep going? do we stop?”

“i’m not going anywhere.”

“i’m here, aren’t i?”

“this is all your fault!” *it is not*

“you drive me crazy in a way that makes everyone else look boring.”

“i can tell when you’re lying, you know. you ain’t slick.”

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PSA regarding a Recent String of Anons

So there's at least one user going around, they're sending anonymous messages that are typically disgusting or cruel to those who have the Anonymous feature on. They tag URLs in them, but the anons are more than likely NOT coming from the url being tagged. This is especially true if you're not following or mutuals with the blog in question.

Be careful. The best course of action you can take, rather than answering the anons is to REPORT and BLOCK them. Tumblr will take it from there so long as enough people report and block the anonymous messages. The real culprit WILL eventually get caught.

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over the garden wall

send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝I can leave a trail of candy from my pants!❞ ❝We just wanna get home with all our legs and arms attached!❞ ❝You’re more lost than you realize.❞ ❝This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it.❞ ❝You lead the Beast right to us with your candy!❞ ❝Beware, the Unknown! Fear the Beast! And leave these woods!❞ ❝Well, that settles it. I’m gonna walk up 10 feet ahead of you.❞ ❝I’m not magical. I’ll just do you a good turn.❞ ❝Hey, not to be obnoxious, but an abandoned ghost town doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be useful.❞ ❝You find this place as creepy as I do, right?❞ ❝How did you end up in this little town of ours?❞ ❝You’ll never convict! You have no proof!❞ ❝It saddens me that you don’t wish to stay here with us, particularly because I simply have to punish your transgressions.❞ ❝They’re all skeletons.❞ ❝Iguess, in some ways, I’m trying to get home, too.❞ ❝The world is a miserable place. Life isn’t fun.❞ ❝We need to do our part to make the world a better place.❞ ❝I can’t hear you because I’m too busy doing what I’m told.❞ ❝You are literally killing me every moment I’m forced to spend with you.❞ ❝I got enough nonsense from that no good, two-timing, low-down handsome man of mine.❞ ❝This is way better than being chased by a gorilla.❞ ❝You know you eat enough when you start seeing stars.❞ ❝I just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse.❞ ❝Deep down in your heart, you’re a stubborn jerk.❞ ❝When are you gonna give this up?❞ ❝Okay, I think he’s asleep. Let’s go steal his stuff.❞ ❝The beast is upon me!❞ ❝Let’s go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions.❞ ❝Curse you! You’ll die someday, and I’ll laugh!❞ ❝Oh, you’re not the witless, simple-minded fool everybody takes you for.❞ ❝You’re the master of your own destiny. The hero of your own story!❞ ❝Why not let me take the lantern for awhile?❞ ❝No need for violence…❞ ❝You leave those children be!❞ ❝The money takes my mind off my troubles - the deep, soul-crushing loneliness.❞ ❝She consumed my every thought. I’d fallen in love with a ghost.❞ ❝You’re frightened of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things.❞ ❝What if I’m on the brink of madness?❞ ❝Well, guess we have to spend some quality time together.❞ ❝How about you tell me your dark secrets instead, huh?❞ ❝My secrets are too secret.❞ ❝I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.❞ ❝Looks like there was a struggle - a violent struggle.❞ ❝Do you know what I did for this money? The things these filthy hands have done to make this money?!❞ ❝You alright? You sound uncharacteristically wistful.❞ ❝You’re a manly frog and you need some socks.❞ ❝I don’t think today’s a good day to get arrested by frogs.❞ ❝Drum me! Drum me in the face!❞ ❝Sounds like you’re a real loser back home.❞ ❝That fresh air does simply gruesome things to my tender, delicate skin.❞ ❝Once I fill their heads with wool, they’ll become just like little sheep and follow my every command.❞ ❝All along, you’ve been leading us to this crazy lady?❞ ❝I do as he commands - the voice of the night, the beast of eternal darkness!❞ ❝If you don’t trust me, then you don’t have to follow me, okay?❞ ❝The beast knows your presence!❞ ❝I believe you, but please, hide yourselves at once!❞ ❝Then no one shall be devoured alive tonight?❞ ❝You’re a good girl, but you decieve me.❞ ❝Then you have no evil secrets to keep?❞ ❝Keeping you busy is the only way to keep evil spirts from driving you to wickedness.❞ ❝You shan’t remain alive for long in this house.❞ ❝There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.❞ ❝Can we admit we’re lost for good?❞ ❝The beast has claimed him already.❞ ❝Still the haunted ruins of night call your name.❞ ❝You’re limiting the universe to only things humans could understand.❞ ❝Yes, just sit there in the cold and wait.❞ ❝We’ll keep that light of yours shining, won’t we?❞ ❝There is a light for the lost and the meek.❞ ❝Hard woe and fear are easily forgotten when you submit to the soil of the earth.❞ ❝You’ve been grinding up lost souls for years.❞ ❝Hold your tongue, or I’ll remove it from your mouth!❞ ❝It’s my fault we ended up here. Everything’s been my fault.❞ ❝You’re not trying to help me. You just have some weird obsession.❞ ❝Oh you wonderful mistake of nature!❞

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-there will be some new memes soon. Once a decision on what ‘theme’ to go with. We’ve a few to choose from.

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vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”

“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”

“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”

“I’m not afraid of you.”

“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”

“So…how old are you?”

Turning

“What’s happening to me?!”

“Did you just…bite me?”

“This..hurts…”

“Get away from me!”

“I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

“I’m still not used to this…”

“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”

“Am I supposed to…kill things?”

“I want cool vampire powers.”

“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”

“I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”

“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”

“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”

“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”

“I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”

“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”

“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”

“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”

“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”

“No, we don’t turn into bats.”

“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”

“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”

“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”

“You’re bleeding…”

“Go. Now. Before I-”

“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”

“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”

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If you have any meme wants the asks are open for requests!

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Send ‘For Science + Naughty’ for your muse to lick my muse in a sexual way.

Send 'For Science + Naughty + Reverse' for my muse to lick yours in a sexual way.

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Send ‘Nice Ass’ to slap my muses ass.

Alternatively send ‘…HEY!? What was that for?’ for my muse to slap your muses ass.

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Send ‘Let me taste you’ to bite my muse in a sexual way.

Alternatively send ‘Bite me harder’ for my muse to bite yours in a sexual way.

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Being duplicate friendly is one thing but stealing someone’s ideas/headcanons/open posts ect is just rude and uncalled for.

The same can be said for having a similar idea with the same muse. While yes this is common in the RPC to have some similarities between blogs blatantly stealing another person’s hard work is just wrong.

If you feel that stealing other’s ideas and using them on your own blog is okay then you’re free to unfollow. I don’t like thieves and you’re not welcome here.

TL;DR If you think stealing from other people is okay unfollow me.

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RP starters: Concern.

“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”

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PSA Regarding ‘Fancy Tags’ or Your Blog Aesthetic

It doesn’t matter what your blogs AESTHETICS are. Or how fancy your blogs tags are. When it comes to triggering content you need to use basic tags. Just words. Nothing fancy. Your tags for anything triggering should look like this:

blood trigger, cw blood, blood cw, blood tw, tw blood.

No fancy text from a text generator.

No alternate key codes such as ☺☻♥♦♣♠ or anything like these things. Stars, circles, moons, you name it all of these things make it impossible for people who are triggered by such things to filter and/or blacklist your tags which means the content is still triggering them.

A lot of people in the RPC don’t seem to realize this so we’ve decided it was long overdue that we made a small PSA about it.

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Send ‘For Science’ to lick my muse.

#Send ‘For Science + Reverse’ for the opposite.

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Send in 💗 for me to use a love meter to check the compatibility of our muses. [Site]

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gvgvdans‌:

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ”

“ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ”

“ you changed me. ”

“ was this all just a joke to you? ”

“ i don’t want to know. ”

“ can we start over? ”

“ you make me feel so insecure. ”

“ i don’t know if i can love you. ”

“ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ”

“ of course it meant something! ”

“ stop yelling! ”

“ i gave up on you a long time ago. ”

“ you think i care about you? cute. ”

“ did you just forget about me or something? ”

“ i still need you. ”

“ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ”

“ you said you would keep trying! ”

“ no, you ARE strong. ”

“ you promised me! ”

“ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ”

“ i gave you everything i had. ”

“ your eyes can be so cruel … ”

“ i can never do anything right can i !? ”

“ i want my life back. ”

“ stop crying. ”

“ you should go. ”

“ don’t come back. ”

“ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ”

“ just stop it. ”

“ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”