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gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

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Middle school gay boy and lesbian who are friends and one of their parents says “you two look so cute together!”

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"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

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u know what i miss? all the bro posts

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Fuck it. *glows pink in the night in my room*

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it straight up smells like spiders in here

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Mentally I'm at the farmer's market with the love of my life, buying fresh fruits and vegetables 🥺

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Don't worry he's just taking his big dog to the dog park

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Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

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they call me profen because i be

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

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