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thinking about Sandra Lynn really gets me. it’s implied she was likely groomed by Bobby Dawn, a much older adventurer and then she was exiled from their team. She goes and marries Gilear but cheats on him with Gorthalax, causing a divorce. She then at some point sleeps with Gorthalax again while she was exclusive with Jawbone and then she sleeps with Garthy AGAIN while with Jawbone.

I know a lot of people don’t like Sandra Lynn because of all the reasons listed and I could get that pre junior year but upon learning about her and Bobby Dawn, it almost makes everything.. click. She sees Fig doing the same things in sophomore year and she’s horrified, she’s such a complex character and I just feel for her so much

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Watching fantasy high for the first time, and Brennan described Garthy and my jaw genuinely and truly dropped

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My closest friend.

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Brennan making one of the questions for the Last Stand an actual anagram for Night Yorb and the players' first reaction being 'Garthy O'Brien' is the funniest thing ever

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Commission!

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imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

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It’s so sweet how gorgug realized garthy was a half orc and immediately became interested and wanted to bond by getting a tattoo. And fig meeting another tiefling in alistair. My babies need to meet more ppl like them 🥺

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bruce: duke please stop jumping out of moving cop cars as a civilian there’s not enough protection in your normal clothes for that

duke: do you just want me take racial profiling lying down then??? in black history month????

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jason keeps getting banned from twitter because he runs an anti jason todd account and as far as anyone else knows, jason todd is a poor little dead 15 year old.

in unrelated news, tim keeps reporting a heartless individual who makes fun of his dead brother.

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cancelled creator. he anally raped his unpaid 22 year old lesbian babysitter. he groomed a fan he met when she was 18 and held her down and raped her when she had a vaginal infection and she was in so much pain she thought she was going to die. he raped his single, mother-of-two tenant, who was also his employee (for months) and threatened to kick her out if she resisted and then did kick her out. cancelled creator.

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There was an interesting thread on Bluesky dissecting Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's relationship

TL:DR - It seems like Gaiman has been exaggerating the level of closeness between them for YEARS

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Do y’all think Kori calls HIM princess?

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

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Fem Jason Todd

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Me looking at a character: haha this loser can’t express their feelings… I bet they actually love that other character

Them: loves the other character

Me: 😮

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Selina Kyle attends the Wayne Gala