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webcomics really are such an unrecommendable format. hey come read my favourite series, eleven years in the making and still ongoing, kill six billion demons, made by the guy who did the art for the Lancer ttrpg, which is only appealing if you’ve heard of Lancer, but it’s also an entirely different genre and vibe. the first few panels are a closeted lesbian uncomfortably making out with her boyfriend who gets kidnapped and she has to save him out of obligation. oh why is it called kill six billion demons? because it’s one of the main character allison’s names. yeah, one of. her best friend is a transgender angel lady named 82 white chain born in emptiness returns to subdue evil, and she’s my favourite. i assume by this point anyone who hasn’t read it would think i’m lying and also not read it anyway because it’s a webcomic

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Living in the US is crazy cause one of your neighbors can be someone who literally participated in a genocide and it's completely normal and if you express dissent or concern about it everyone acts like you've kicked a puppy

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who let her say that

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She hitting it different now.. Changed her name to Amphidex. Gotten Silly with it during the transition. Good for her, Good for her.

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My response to Ozzy Osbourne dying was literally “but I thought he was on tour right now” as if that somehow prevents you from dying idk.

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Being A Fan Of Something Popular: Expectation vs Reality.

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fabulous creature?

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u may not like it but this is what real peak werewolf performance looks like

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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On-page negotiation of your fictional kink scene isn't necessarily bad even if it's not usually my taste but sometimes you can really tell that you're reading the author's guilty compulsory penance to seek absolution for the crime of wanting to see a fictional character get hit