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A&A - Check-up.
Mary, aka player N14, getting her mechanics check-up before the final.
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she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue
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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?
Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.
Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.
Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.
Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.
Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.
Man: what do you mean?
Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.
Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.
Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.
Man: So there’s no one available right now?
Me:
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I haven’t seen Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse yet but imagine if Venom was in the same universe lol
Also, Eddie fainted
(Inspired by this vine/video)
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coriolanus? isn’t that a type of parsley?
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I don’t think Winry gets enough credit as a genius. Like, automail would need her to understand engineering, robotics, anatomy, and particularly how nervous systems work, and she’s technically a surgeon. She was already a regular helper at Pinako’s shop when she was 11. At 15, she walked into a town full of top automail experts and impressed all but one of them with a rush-order arm she’d made. Then, she took over one person’s shop so thoroughly, her customers won’t even let someone else make the outer casings. On top of that, she read medical books as a child and not only understood them, but retained enough of it to successfully deliver a baby years later even though that had nothing to do with her preferred field. And she didn’t have any help from the Truth.
Winry might not be an alchemist, but she’s a medical and engineering genius and somebody needs to tell her that right now.
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The power went out in the middle of a storm. Backup power isn’t up so you decided to go the generator room to see whats up but the maintenance tunnel to the generator room is flooded. Will you continue? https://www.instagram.com/p/BsisKdDn4mu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hop91d44ornu
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… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?
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I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour
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Late upload (I mean its Dec 26 in my timezone) but happy Holidays! https://www.instagram.com/p/Br1sdo7HnIf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17xc0gfz2t2gb
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