drake-dv

[drake-dv]

-sexily steps out of van and watches nature run away-

i will remember you face..

-turns awesomely back around to face mbra workers.-

all right gang, lets #getthispartystarted and take our prisoner back home.

(E steps out to get some air) It's been so long since I've been here...

[drake-dv]

-throws body over his shoulder in a really cool and epic way-

oopsie woopsie! i'd better skedaddle!!!!

-runs away with snapdragon-

Welcome one and all to the return of the Mary Bell Baking Competition! We’re fundraising for the repairs and reconstruction of the old University, so stop in by and give these treats a try. We’ll begin the voting shortly, once everyone has settled down.

[drake-dv]

-dances epicly and awesomely again-

yuh! im a special boy!!

-punches them awesomely and cooly again-

mhm oh yeah yeah mmmmm yeah oh yeah right yeah oh right mm mhm yeah. shoutout to the MBRA!!!! stream certified boy lover now!!!!!

-punches them again-

Welcome one and all to the return of the Mary Bell Baking Competition! We’re fundraising for the repairs and reconstruction of the old University, so stop in by and give these treats a try. We’ll begin the voting shortly, once everyone has settled down.

[drake-dv]

-continues his epic and cool dance silently for an uncomfortable amount of time-

mhm yeah! oh yeah! drizzy is back and better than ever! mhm! oh yeah!

-dances a little more-

oh yeah! stream certified boy lover now!

-runs at snapdragon epicly and awesomely and punches them across the face-

Welcome one and all to the return of the Mary Bell Baking Competition! We’re fundraising for the repairs and reconstruction of the old University, so stop in by and give these treats a try. We’ll begin the voting shortly, once everyone has settled down.

[drake-dv]

-breaks through the wall and flexes his beautiful and awesome and epic muscles-

yueah! uh huh! woo wowie! its me, yeah, drake! yeah!

-does his awesome little dance at snapdragon-

Welcome one and all to the return of the Mary Bell Baking Competition! We’re fundraising for the repairs and reconstruction of the old University, so stop in by and give these treats a try. We’ll begin the voting shortly, once everyone has settled down.

[drake-dv]

Remember how we used to call saul

[drake-dv]

YEEOOOOWWWCHHH!!!!!

-drake starts bleeding and hopping around stage-

OWIE YOWIE OUGH OUCH!!!!

-his billions of fans scream in fear for the life of the greatest singer of all time-

OUCH YOWZERS!!!!!! MY NAME IS DRAKE AND IM HERE TO SAY, SHOOTING ME IN THE STOMACH IS NOT OKAY!

-he falls over and dies-

DRAKE LIVE AT MARY BELL STADIUM, CERTIFIED BOY LOVER TOUR

-walks on stage at the mary bell stadium to thousands of adoring fans cheering-

uhhhh yuh whats up yeah gamers woah what's up mhm yeah its me im drake oh yea whats up mhm yes yeah oh yeah welcome to the certified boy lover tour i love you mary bell hello mary bell oh yeah mhm yeah

-dances awesomely-

[drake-dv]

-his trillions upon trillians of fans exclaim words of praise at him-

yuuueaaehhhehahehhhhhhh that was 7pm in mary bell i love mary bell its so cool here. and BECAUSE i love it so much im gonna share with you one of the songs from the soon to be released CERTIFIED BOY LOVER ULTRA PREMIUM PLATINUM DELUXE EDITION i hope you enjoy this previously unheard material. this ones for all the haters

-the most divine and meticulously crafted beat begins playing as drake speaks into the microphone, uttering a generationally brilliant flow with some of the most violent, visceral lyrics toward his opponents of all time-

yeahahehaheahehhhhhh my name is drake and i love to rap! rapping's fun its what im good at! but i have haters who aren't very nice! so before you hate, you'd better think twice! yuh!!!!!

yeah kendrick stinks and his songs are lame! the fact he's famous is such a shame! but other haters try to bring me down, but im not the clown, youre the clown! (haha stinky yucky)

from california to NJ too, all my haters smell like poo! amateurs like mod who suck! they try to diss me, but have bad luck! all their disses are really stupid and my haters are also stupid!

-mic drop-

DRAKE LIVE AT MARY BELL STADIUM, CERTIFIED BOY LOVER TOUR

-walks on stage at the mary bell stadium to thousands of adoring fans cheering-

uhhhh yuh whats up yeah gamers woah what's up mhm yeah its me im drake oh yea whats up mhm yes yeah oh yeah welcome to the certified boy lover tour i love you mary bell hello mary bell oh yeah mhm yeah

-dances awesomely-

[drake-dv]

EVER SINCE I LEFT ALBUQUERQUE YOUUUU....... GOT DISTRIBUTION FOR YOURSELF NOWWWW... EVERYBODY KNOWS I FEEL LEFT OUT!!!!!

ok gamers that was hotline bad i hoped you like it

-his thousands of adoring fans scream at his angelic and beautiful voice and performance-

yuh!!!!!!

-dances awesomely again-

anyway uhhhhhhhh i love mary bell and this is my new song on CERTIFIED BOY LOVER (stream certified boy lover now) called 7PM IN MARY BELL!!!!!!!

mmhhhhh yeah mary bell yuh im here and its 7pm oh yeah im in mary bell yeah oh yeah woo yeah mary bell ooouuuuuuu yeah its where i am at 7pm oh yeah in mary bell and my ex girlfriend wont answer my calls in mary belll oooooooooo oh yeah mmm mary bell oh yeah and i am here in mary bell and its 7pm oh yeah oh right oh yeah oh mary belllll oooooouuuuuuu

DRAKE LIVE AT MARY BELL STADIUM, CERTIFIED BOY LOVER TOUR

-walks on stage at the mary bell stadium to thousands of adoring fans cheering-

uhhhh yuh whats up yeah gamers woah what's up mhm yeah its me im drake oh yea whats up mhm yes yeah oh yeah welcome to the certified boy lover tour i love you mary bell hello mary bell oh yeah mhm yeah

-dances awesomely-

[drake-dv]

yuh! mic check mic check!

alright a-one a-two a-one, two three!

im gonna sing my billboard number one hit single from my last album because i know all you guys love that song mhm oh yeah yes yeah oh uh yuh yeah. this is Hotline Bad.....

you used to saul me on my callphone.. late night when you neeeddd myyyy lawwww.. saul me on my callphone... late night when you neeeddd mmyyyy lawww.. and i know when that hotline bad.. yeah yeah yeah uhh hh breaking bad

DRAKE LIVE AT MARY BELL STADIUM, CERTIFIED BOY LOVER TOUR

-walks on stage at the mary bell stadium to thousands of adoring fans cheering-

uhhhh yuh whats up yeah gamers woah what's up mhm yeah its me im drake oh yea whats up mhm yes yeah oh yeah welcome to the certified boy lover tour i love you mary bell hello mary bell oh yeah mhm yeah

-dances awesomely-

[drake-dv]

DRAKE LIVE AT MARY BELL STADIUM, CERTIFIED BOY LOVER TOUR

-walks on stage at the mary bell stadium to thousands of adoring fans cheering-

uhhhh yuh whats up yeah gamers woah what's up mhm yeah its me im drake oh yea whats up mhm yes yeah oh yeah welcome to the certified boy lover tour i love you mary bell hello mary bell oh yeah mhm yeah

-dances awesomely-

[drake-dv]

CERTIFIED BOY LOVER TOUR BEGINS TOMORROW!!!!

BOOK YOUR TICKETS FOR MY FIRST CONCERT AT THE MARY BELL STADIUM!!!

[drake-dv]

what kind of show is this?? mod you're gonna be completely cooked when i get on stage. this interview is over. fuck you and fuck your saviour -gets up and leaves-

Morning, morning, I am Nature Tapes and this is Nature Tapes Late Morning LIVE for all your Late Morning LIVE needs.

First of all, that fucker @night-vale-daily is at it again. I have seeked revenge, it did not go very well. Also please call me back I'm begging you.

In other rivalry news, Gerard pay for my medical bills. I'm still limping! I will say many bad things but about you currently, Stella Leary is infact a clone actaully.

(Clears throat) More news, praise the Muse, our Lord and Savior! And also welcome our very special guest, @drake-dv !

[drake-dv]

who is this? these allegations made against me are untrue and this muse person is lying. tell me the name of whoever made this because im about to deliver the clap back of the century

Morning, morning, I am Nature Tapes and this is Nature Tapes Late Morning LIVE for all your Late Morning LIVE needs.

First of all, that fucker @night-vale-daily is at it again. I have seeked revenge, it did not go very well. Also please call me back I'm begging you.

In other rivalry news, Gerard pay for my medical bills. I'm still limping! I will say many bad things but about you currently, Stella Leary is infact a clone actaully.

(Clears throat) More news, praise the Muse, our Lord and Savior! And also welcome our very special guest, @drake-dv !

[drake-dv]

whats up guys, drake here with some very exciting news for you all. i'm kicking off the tour for my new album, certified boy lover, and its opening right here in mary bell! you can book tickets on my website, make sure to be there. the locals at mary bell can get discounted prices for my first show, just my way of showing love for the city!!!

Morning, morning, I am Nature Tapes and this is Nature Tapes Late Morning LIVE for all your Late Morning LIVE needs.

First of all, that fucker @night-vale-daily is at it again. I have seeked revenge, it did not go very well. Also please call me back I'm begging you.

In other rivalry news, Gerard pay for my medical bills. I'm still limping! I will say many bad things but about you currently, Stella Leary is infact a clone actaully.

(Clears throat) More news, praise the Muse, our Lord and Savior! And also welcome our very special guest, @drake-dv !

[drake-dv]

ugh.. fineeeee

but this isnt the last you've heard from D to the R to the A to the K to the E. aubrey out!

-skedaddles-

Welcome to the woods. I hope you enjoy this little meeting. We should get acquainted with each other after all. Say, what are your favorite teas and such?

[drake-dv]

-takes scone cutely-

uhm, sweaty, clearly you dont know what party time REALLY is

Welcome to the woods. I hope you enjoy this little meeting. We should get acquainted with each other after all. Say, what are your favorite teas and such?