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my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship

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Unpopular opinion: too many trainers over feed their Munchlax/Snorlax just because "the dex said too". Reminder; Just because they CAN eat alot, and WANT to eat alot. Doesn't Mean They SHOULD people! 😤 That'll be all from me.

absolutely bullshit take. it is literally impossible to overfeed a snorlax and if you think otherwise then you are genuinely brainwashed. they're physiologically OPTIMIZED to store fat efficiently. they tank calories by the truckload. do NOT diet your snorlax i swear to arceus

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my tinkaton preparing to gigaton hammer my alarm clock

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baako managed to get himself stuck in a hole he dug outside 😭😭 HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

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update on little combee: i’ve tentatively decided to name him ronnie, if he decides to stay with me. he’s still scared and lashes out, but he’s started to eat from my hand and allow me to pet him… the pokécenter said that he was malnourished, and his comb was deteriorating because of it. he’s a sweet little guy, and i hope i can restore him to good health!

if he doesn’t want to stay, i wonder if i should put him back in the wild here or somewhere combee are native to, like sinnoh… i don’t know really :(

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Speaking of team plasma anyone remember when they put all the Unova gym leaders on crosses that one time? Yeah thatt was weird

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People always make fun of me for having a Caterpie "those are all over the place outside" "I hate those things in my garden" "but why it's so weak" shut up fools not everyone is in it for battles and he's my little wormy guy. Shoutout to all the funky little bug types out there and the real ones who keep them

this is so real and i keep seeing this happening to common owners of pokémon that are usually considered pest pokémon but i gotta wonder. can you tell your own caterpie apart from all the other ones outside or do you just make sure they're always in your eyesight when you take them outdoors

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I tried to take a picture of my purugly sleeping to show y’all and he looks ridiculous in this pic 😭😭😭

this motherfucker is an orb

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THEFT! ROBBERY! LOCAL VULPIX STEALS MY FUCKING KRABBY RANGOON.

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this poor combee must be sick.. i gave him a berry and he just nibbled at it, he seems resistant to interacting with me but i think i’m going to bring him inside

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… all right then!

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Hello I apologize for radio silence and would like to talk about a typing only found in this region: bird typing. This is not flying typing, but rather what shows up on equipment made to determine typing coming back with something, well, hard to describe. Bird typing is not a true type but several different ones with unstable properties. Typically if a pokemon has this typing, assume nothing about its capabilities.

My partner pokemon is a lovely example, little Null looks like a ghost type to an untrained observer due to a resemblance to a classic spirit and a bleached fossil, but it is very much normal/bird.

Here it is looking at another missingno that is off camera. I apologize for the crunchiness and general oddities in the background, this place does odd things to cameras!

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they fucking killed him

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i’m considering working on producing and distributing custom mobility aids for specific pokémon using the knowledge i’ve gathered from making so many for connie.. if anyone has a pokémon that could benefit from something like that, maybe i could take a look at them?

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i guess so.. people tend to see hydreigon in specific as all aggressive monsters which is just blatantly wrong, if you treat them with respect and understanding from a young age they can be very sweet. most people don’t realize how scared deino and zweilous usually are, being blind and punished for exploring the world with their mouths :(

also fellow dragon type enjoyer! 🤝🤝🤝

ohhh my goddd this discourse on the dash reminds me of when i was told i should release connie.. my disabled hydreigon? who cannot fly or walk?

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ohhh my goddd this discourse on the dash reminds me of when i was told i should release connie.. my disabled hydreigon? who cannot fly or walk?

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my tinkaton rn

you people really think fairy-type pokemon exist... wake up

hello???