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my text post collection vol. 1

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call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

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Just remembered i filmed myself brushing my teeth because i blindly trusted someone on the internet. All time low...

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What the hell.

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You go to a gentrified artisan burger joint and there's a burger called "The Budd Dwyer" for 14$

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Blowin Money Fast

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you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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literally obsessed with the idea that thomas sanders just wrote this and sent it to himself like he did with the delivery receipt

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EDIT: I went to sleep with this having like 200 notes and when I wake up as of writing this it has over 1500 notes. Wtf.

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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

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i hate when a pump dispenser like shampoo or soap gets low and you have to jack it off and make it cum

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tiktok is a biblical plague btw

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throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead

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same