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my pronouns? i havent a pronoun to me name fore i am penniless and own nothing but me cap and some newspapers to sell ya

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Notice that the cop's response is to defend the hypothetical bad cop, not to distance himself and other cops from the bad cop.
If bad cops were rare, there'd be no desire whatsoever to defend them.
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adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore
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i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .
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this is why tumblr is still the best place to post art EDIT: some ppl have been asking for prints so here鈥檚 a link to my inprnt!
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is mother fucker even an insult with the current emphasis on milfs?
I like to think that this ask was a prophetic message, sent by one of Gods very own angels
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sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn鈥檛 have at least one weird secret shrine in it
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