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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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@sappho-ilmarinen it's kolejka in the original polish, the hungarian version i got is called sorban állás! it's an absolutely hilarious idea and a pretty fun game

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Girls' night, 1916. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.

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you've heard of "he would not fucking say that", but what about "this fictional character would not be a leftist"

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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WHATS UP YouTube; welcome to the ULTIMATE sugar cube taste test. remember to STOMP on that like button with your hoof and damage your rider's phone screen

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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One time in art class in 4th grade we were given a project to make a board game, and my best friend and I came up with this wildly complicated strategy game, which we creatively named "War". The premise was you and your opponent controlled two sides of a chess-like board, and had a bunch of cards filling the function of pieces, that were things like "infantry regimen" and "tank", which you could place down during the course of the game. The two win-states were you either took out all your opponent's pieces (? i might be oversimplifying) OR you acquired The Treasure at the center of the board. However, getting to the center of the board was made difficult by a piece called "the reporter" who moved erratically every round, and who you could not hinder in their movements, because that would be a war crime.

Obviously we barely got out of the brainstorming stage because this game would have taken more than the two hours we were given, so we only managed to lay down a few rules. When the bell rang we were still busy discussing what other war crimes we could add. Anyways, I kinda wanna make this an actual board game.

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