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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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Explore the world of LGBT+ comics with the Webcomic Library!

Happy Pride Month my good peeps! I love documenting stories, and one of the things that got me into doing the WCL specifically was folks asking for where they could find LGBT+ representation. What started as a section of links in my hoard for webcomics became a whole catalogue of its own, with a pretty substantial selection of tags to help folks find stories they want more of in the world.

The comics community is filled to the brim with brilliant queer creators wanting to share the stories they want to see in the world. I'm always discovering and expanding on entries to help others explore what is out there. I hope you'll consider checking out the Webcomic Library and supporting your local indie creators!

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Is Frye wearing fucking toeless socks

Wearing socks and Sandals wasnt enough for her. Apparently she needs to somehow make it worse

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⚡️🎵🌼

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erm... not cool dude

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Lightbulbasaur 💡

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I thought this might be of interest to authors.

List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom.

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A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

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it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

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So, I need to tell you guys what has been happening today. For context, back in January 16, my friend group jokingly made a promise to one of our friends (let's call them H) that we will get them the Lego Cullen House set. Like the minifigs, the wolf, the car, everything.

Here's the thing though: my friend fucking hates Twilight, like they read the books but they still don't like the series at all. So for the giggles we decided to make a promise that we would send H the Lego set on their birthday. However, the idea didn't come to fruition.

Or so we thought.

The box came in months, several months before their birthday, and everyone was confused and baffled. No one knew who sent the package. No one said anything about sending it out legitimately. There was a conversation about it today but it got shut down due to H not knowing if they have room for it.

However, stick with me, this person didn't just send H a Lego set, no.

They also sent a separate package that had a letter from Edward Cullen wanting to fuck their husband, and a framed PNG of a signed Edward Cullen autograph.

And you may be thinking "Bork, what if they just look at the sender address to find who sent it?" well the thing is that the sender was Edward Cullen. WE DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS. THEY PRE-PLANNED THIS DAYS, WEEKS, OR EVEN MONTHS FOR THIS. AND NO ONE HAS FESSED UP.

I need to emphasize that we had no clue this would happen. This came out of nowhere, at a time where all of us thought it wouldn't actually happen, and then the UPS guy came and like changed the game. We have been accusing each other of who sent this for hours!

The wax seal is real. The legos are real. Someone wrote in cursive to have Edward tell H's husband that he wants him, that is real.

We still don't know who it was.

Transcript of Letter for Anyone Interested:

[H], How have you been, dear friend? I, myself have been aching to get away from the loomy atmosphere of Forks and pay Italy a visit, which I may do very soon… However, there is a delicate matter that I wanted to discuss with you and I trust that our friendship will bear the weight of what I am about to ask… As you know, I have always admired your impeccable taste. In music, literature, humor, and well… who you've married. I have to admit that [H's Husband] is quite… compelling, to say the least. I watch the way he is with you and I hear his thoughts. And all the things he enjoys doing to you has piqued my interest and I can't help but want to experience him the way you do. Now I would never presume to cross a line, but should you find yourself feeling particularly generous, I wonder if you might consider lending him? Just for a single night… Casually… If not, I mean no offense… But just think about it… Yours always, Edward

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the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

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today is no’s birthday! he’s 3!

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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