snape, at Starbucks: hello, can i have a caramel frappuccino with seven espresso shots?
mcgonagall: severus, please, just do cocaine.
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Movie Snape gives off raven vibes and Book Snape gives off crow vibes
People who know their birds and their Snape, they know EXACTLY what i mean
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I think its safe to say no, Dumbledore.
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Someone: so what do you do in your free time?
Me:
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This dating side quest is the absolute cutest
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i don’t know how wizards manage with only one wand honestly like how do you not lose that thing behind a cupboard for a solid month?
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If I can’t romance Merula then what even is the point of Hogwarts Mystery?
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I want you.
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Thank you for the dating advice that you “werent” going to give me Sev. 💗
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ok the Celestial Ball task is cute and all…but what’s the point if my MC can’t date her future husband, the love of her young life, Felix Rosier,
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me talking to bill about who i’m going to take as a date as if he’s not the only one in that room i care about.
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Harry: *staring at Draco Malfoy’s dot on the maurader’s map, muttering* what are you up to, Malfoy?
Draco: *from across the common room* we’re literally in the same room, Potter. You can see me completing my Potions essay.
Harry: *still staring at the marauder’s map* hmmmm
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Please sign my name as well thank you
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the weasley twins
reblog if you agree
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