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i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

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passively scrolling animal/plant/fungi ID subreddits for 9,537 hours will have you identifying organisms and not knowing how. i'll just be like carpet beetle inky cap northern flicker no i don't know how to tell

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SHIKANOKONOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN

SHIKANOKONOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN

SHIKANOKONOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN

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I’m obsessed with this man

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My period still hasn’t started….. there is no way that the very first time we kind of think about trying for a baby I got pregnant. That’s just so not possible???

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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what am i being advertised here exactly

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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It was obviously negative yay that alleviates my worries but also upsetting that I wasted money bc those tests are not cheap

There are many reasons for me to feel sick and it’s not that I’m pregnant. If I stop taking my bc I will immediately get a period and I changed my medication that is why I am nauseous. But I desperately want to take a pregnancy test so very badly I’m very anxious