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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me
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reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from
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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂









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put nap o n bank sleep next to stream nothing could go wrong have a sle ep in yorkshire dales
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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.
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Losing my mind at this van that's formatted like a fucking meme
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i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

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its kinda insane that hyperstylization of skinniness is seen as artistically neutral but hyperstylization of fatness immediately denotes it as "fetish material". this isnt even to say it can't be fetish-based, but that it isnt allowed to be neutral unlike skinniness where super exaggeration is just an artistic choice, a style, not a representative of reality and presumed to just be another way to depict skinniness in a recognizable way for the artist's style. but if you place emphasis on a fat character's body features in a specific way, it can only be a fetishistic caricature? not a way to explore the shapes of a body or to experiment with perspective or whatever else you might say about a skinny character?
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Ludacris on the set of his "Get Back" music video (2004)
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i was groundhog dayed once but i did everything right first try so i didnt even notice
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A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.
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this is specifically after that poe quest
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i just wanted to know if theres a button in a car that skips 30sec forward in a song but google keeps saying my car wants to kill me
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