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current mantra
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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
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This is what it feels like for this American. Pls just give me the puppy.
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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Oops it me
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good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside
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Can't wait for the uniqueness of the holocaust to be a topic of importance in a political campaign in america in 2024. That's how it should be. That's normal
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