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what a beauty

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I remember when Ice used to be like this…

(Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3017027)

(Translation: http://hetaliatranslations.tumblr.com/post/10998562553/norway-with-chibi-iceland)

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Iggy you sassy bitch

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this year has been like living in the last harry potter book.

everyone fucking dies

everything is bleak and terrible

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Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

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pls

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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This is why I'm never happy okay

Source | Facebook

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my favorite post today

mood

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joshua dun with ignoring issues and tyler treat-joseph(yo-self)

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My school let us vote in the grade, and since I don’t like Trump or Clinton so I checked off a random third party candidate.

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i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

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"fight me Helen"

List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal

Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you

I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market

Fight me Helen

I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother

That’s my nindo. My ninja way.

I literally JUST sat down

Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall

Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?

Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers

Centipedes? In my vagina?

*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*

I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.

I’m an Aries

Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*

I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor

I’m allergic

That’s just what the communists want!

I’ve been dead for seven years

Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be

I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes

It would be unfair to my cat

I’m chaotic neutral

*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*

“I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”

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Never upset a cat with an eyepatch.

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I'm yelling, someone plEASE

anyone please ask your crush out like this

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spoopy selfie i'm

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Asexual Awareness Week

It’s asexual awareness week, 2016!

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Shoujo manga makes me wanna jump for joy but also makes me wanna punch myself in the face