If anyone says they can put together a cardboard dump bin display with ease, they’re either a wizard with an engineering degree or flat out lying.
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we’re all one race
the daytona 500
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all those gifs on porn blogs of women slowly putting a popsicle or banana in their mouth because guys go ‘wow it’s like benis hehe’ makes me not want to suck on a popsicle in public. how many of these people are secretly jacking off when I lick a popsicle?
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When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
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the year is 1888
me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk
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Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”
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why he do dat
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what’s the mood… for april?
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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.
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