dreadbirate
dreadbirate
Dread Birate Roberts🏴‍☠️
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dreadbirate · 12 hours ago
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its a mystery
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dreadbirate · 13 hours ago
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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate
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dreadbirate · 14 hours ago
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enamored by the concept of alien scientists arriving to study Earth and just. not paying special attention to human beings
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dreadbirate · 14 hours ago
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dreadbirate · 15 hours ago
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dreadbirate · 17 hours ago
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dreadbirate · 18 hours ago
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dreadbirate · 20 hours ago
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Haha nice post, loved the casual depiction of Australia as an insanely dangerous barren wasteland full of encroaching danger, real original, nobody has done this before,
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dreadbirate · 1 day ago
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an unstated part of the “smug reddit atheist” community that people constantly bring up when discussions of anti-atheist sentiments arise is that like a good chunk of the smug atheists from like 10 years ago have taken a hard fundamentalist religious right turn. look at any former smug atheist youtubers or influencers nowadays and count how many of them are now christian (or christian in all but self-identity) monarchists arguing in favor of global theocracies. it’s almost like the defining factor of this era of internet atheism wasn’t actually the atheism and also religious people are just as capable of being smug and evil
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dreadbirate · 1 day ago
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i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do
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dreadbirate · 1 day ago
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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time
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dreadbirate · 1 day ago
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It's a little bit wild how much of a swerve the Moralist political alignment quest in Disco Elysium is. For most of its length the game is dunking on centrism for being pathetic and ineffectual, and the endings of all the other political alignment quests are just goofy or sad, but then you do the centrism quest and it's like "political centrism might actually, literally be the mask of a cosmic evil that's physically devouring the world, and also you have to fail this quest on purpose or you get a non-standard game over". Like, tell us how you really feel!
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dreadbirate · 2 days ago
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dreadbirate · 2 days ago
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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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dreadbirate · 2 days ago
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it is not "the cycle of abuse" it is the structural oppression of children by their parents ☝️
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dreadbirate · 2 days ago
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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
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dreadbirate · 2 days ago
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what is this "as someone who escaped the alt right pipeline" failpost I've seen so many people vague about
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