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I just saw this on twitter and I think this would make an amazing prompt: Danny and Debbie are hanging out (possibly planning something), when Debbie's phone rings and it says "Daddy". So Danny says "You still call dad, 'daddy'?" and instead of answering Debbie picks up without breaking eye contact with Dan and says "Hey Lou". Have fun with it <33

I’m cracking up because I think this joke has made the rounds through various platforms now because it definitely is something my spouse wrote over on their O8 blog as an incorrect quote.

Never gets old, so thank you for sending it this way!

“No, no, no,” Danny sighed. “That’s not how we’re gonna play it.”

“You never listen to me,” Debbie rolled her eyes, matching Danny’s same sigh. “There’s a reason we broke off and started doing our own thing.”

Danny elbowed her playfully and gave her a smile. “And I am proud of what you’ve accomplished, but come on. Ocean siblings up to no good. Together again, right?”

“For old time sake,” Debbie nodded. “But I’m not ten anymore, Danny boy. You have to trust my take sometimes.”

“Fair enough,” he nodded.

“And actually give me my take sometimes.”

“Alright, Strawdebby,” he sighed, but he was grinning. “What are you thinking?”


Just as she was about to propose her idea, her phone went off, buzzing along the table on vibrate making a rattling noise. Danny rolled his eyes, motioning for Debbie to pick it up or silence it so they could move on. But then something caught his eye and he smirked.

He snatched the phone before Debbie could stop him and held it up to her face.

“You still call dad ‘daddy’?” He laughed, flipping the phone open and handing it to her while he focused on his drink. This was not going to be good.

Debbie kept her eyes focused on his with a smirk.

“Hey, Lou,” Debbie smiled, her eyes twinkling.

She watched as Danny’s soda went down the wrong pipe and he choked, fizz sputtering out of his nostril as he clutched his nose, his mouth gaping open and closed.

“Yeah,” Debbie continued, nodding. “Of course, baby....that’s perfect...that’s just what we thought....okay, I’ll see you at home, love...I love you too....bye, Lou.”

Debbie clapped the phone shut and slid it next to her, her eyes never having left Danny’s.

“So, anyway,” Debbie spoke. “I was saying that I think we should play it differently. That’s not really his strong suit so I think we—“

“Are we not gonna talk about that?” Danny gaped, mopping at the soda on the table with his elbow.

“About what?” Debbie asked nonchalantly, playing dumb, but her eyes were twinkling.

“That you—you call Lou—your phone,” Danny gave up, burying his head in his hands.

“I’m sure you and Tess have your own kinky stuff,” Debbie sighed.

“Don’t say kinky, Deb,” he groaned.

“That’s worse than daddy?” She teased, quirking an eyebrow.

“It’s all bad,” he groaned. “You don’t have sex. You’re little Strawdebby.”

“I’m almost thirty, Danny,” Debbie grinned, tossing her hair. “Lou and I have been together for literally a decade.”

“And I like to imagine that your partnership is precisely a partnership and pretend nothing else is happening there,” he shrugged, reaching for the soda again.

“Please,” Debbie scoffed. “Like you haven’t fucked Rusty.”

She watched Danny as he carefully worked to swallow his soda properly this time, glaring daggers at her.

“It was one time,” he hissed.

“Well, then I guess I owe Lou fifty bucks,” Debbie smirked, leaning forward.

“You and Lou bet on that?” He yelled. “Sorry, or should I say daddy?”

“She’s not your daddy,” Debbie muttered, wrinkling her nose in disgust.

“Debbie,” he groaned. “I’m gonna puke.”

“Agree that this never happened?” Debbie offered, putting out a hand to shake.

“Just promise me you’ll never tell me what she calls you.”

“Deal,” Debbie agreed with a firm shake, slyly slipping his watch off and sliding it into her pocket.

“Guess I owe Rusty fifty bucks too,” Danny sighed, punching the bridge of his nose.

“Oh?”

“Think I finally figured out who usually wears the strap,” he sighed, burying his head in his hands on the table with another groan. “Even if it was against my will and permanently burned my eyes.”

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Kirari teaches Ririka to flirt: Why do lilies bloom? Because of "U". And why do birds sing? Also because of "U". You know why does fart stink? It's because of "me".

[A few moments later]

Ririka: Kirari! It didn't work.

Kirari: That's impossible. look at me.

Kirari: Sayaka! (Softly) why do lilies bloom? ... Because of U.

Sayaka: *moved and blushed* kaicho!

Kirari: see?

Ririka: no! "why do lilies bloom? Because of 'me'. And why do birds sing?"

*Flashback*

Ririka: ...Also because of me. (Mary: What the...) You know why does fart stink? It's because of Kirari!

Mary : LMAO!!! I know right!

#Kakeguruiincorrectorcorrectqoutes

#kirasaya #meariri #kakegurui #kirarimomobami #ririkamomobami #sayakaigarashi #mearisaotome

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Sayaka because I miss her

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Midari: *walks into Sayaka's room* Wake up, sleepyhead!

Sayaka: Oh! What!

Kirari: *wakes up behind Sayaka* ugh wtf man...

Midari: :0

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Kakegurui Characters as Ice Cream Flavors

Ririka Momobami (why eat real chicken if you can eat the ice cream version of it)

Kirari Momobami (you know this bitch just would try something like this)

Midari (charcoal ice cream because its as black as her soul)

Yumeko (pit viper ice cream because of *insert yumeko being a snake reference here)

Sayaka (a bit plain but everyone knows that vanilla ice cream can be dressed up with any toppings just like Kirari knows Sayaka can be dressed up many ways ;))

Mary (spicy ice cream because she’s got a bit of a kick to her)

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i read kakegurui manga to see more kirasaya and i ended up shipping meariri

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Sayaka, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Kirari, walking in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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that moment your gf jumps off a five story building after you and confesses their love

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Ship It! for Kakegurui?

I think the way this is supposed to work is that you send me a ship then I give my thoughts on it, but fuck it this works too.

The ship I will be detailing my thoughts on is Kirasaya, as in Momobami Kirari x Igarashi Sayaka!

(Disclaimer, I've only watched the anime so take my opinion with a grain of salt)

What made you ship it?

Throughout the entirety of season 1 I kept fucking hoping that Kirari would get her shit together and actually knowledge her feelings for Sayaka (if she actually had them) and stop letting the poor girl live in doubt. Then came season 2, and the Tower of Doors, and let me tell you I literally fucking cheered and fist-bumped the air at the end. That was the turning point from "Ehhhhh" to "Full speed ahead, next stop yuri town".

What are your favorite things about the ship?

The fact that Kirari is basically an absolutely fucking insane chaos gremlin who couldn't even confess to her crush without pulling a massively elaborate stunt that must have cost her millions to arrange and construct. And Sayaka, smitten angel that she is, is 100% there for it. She loves this fucking lunatic. Yeah, she probably should sit Kirari down and explain to her that fucking with her head like that IS NOT OKAY, but I believe in these messy bitches. They can make it work.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

It's much more boring when it's interpreted as a toxic relationship. Like, you're stripping away the layers that make them interesting when you just turn it into "manipulative psychopath takes advantage of naive lovestruck fool". Like, in my completely subjective opinion, that shit just doesn't work. EDIT: Clarified some wording.

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Kakegurui incorrect quotes #10

Sayaka, talking about Kirari: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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What if we just killed ourselves like KKG nation how are we feeling

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Kirari is batman

Because she knows how to silently appear in a closed room and still look hot.