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"hey guy- have you gu- have you guys-? have you guys ever.. have you guys seen the..... have you guys seen the clip of.. have you guys seen the....... have you guys seen the clip of shayne and i..uhhm....."

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The plum you're going to eat next summer
by Gayle Brandeis
The plum you’re going to eat next summer doesn’t exist yet; its potential lives inside a tree you’ll never see in an orchard you’ll never see, will be touched by a certain number of water droplets before it reaches you, by certain angles of light, by a finite amount of bugs and dust motes and hands you’ll never know. The plum you are going to eat next summer will gather sugar, gather mass, will harden at its center so it can soften toward your mouth. The plum you’re going to eat next summer doesn’t know you exist. The plum you are going to eat next summer is growing just for you.
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Shourtney vidcon Smosh Pit Live: After Dark
As promised, here is a cutdown of *almost* all the Shourtney moments from their vidcon panel. There’s most likely some I’ve missed, but all clips are from this video, excluding the last clip from Twitter…
Enjoy!




Photos sent by @shourtneyfan
Sorry if this uploads twice, it crashed the first time :/
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the universe has a plan for you, even if you can't see it yet.
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i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me
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It’s funny how Matt is fitting almost perfectly into the classic taskmaster contestant archetype of “sad wet cat of a man looses all public respect he has”, while also ACTIVELY WINNING.
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