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HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

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something i love about the iwtv s3 teaser is that u can feel the mental instability and personality disorder radiating off of every word that lestat says

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there are two wolves inside armand

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Funniest things Armand has done

Include the raccoon in his little projector slides during the trial

Make little dolls of Louis, Claudia and Madeleine for his rehearsal trial, and put a bra on Madeleine’s doll

Make up the story about feeding the sacrifice soup as part of his punishment

Steal Malik’s sunglasses

Imitate Louis by crossing his legs

Tell Daniel about how he’s had sex with half the coven, to his long-time husband’s surprise

Pretend to be a real employee at the penthouse instead of simply inventing an alter ego like a normal person

Reveal his vampirism by hovering menacingly, moments after removing his brown contacts in record time

Take Louis to Lestat in Magnus’ dungeon knowing full well that it could backfire and his cover might be blown

Let a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist into his home to write his husband’s memoir despite having mountains of lies to hide

Leave a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist alone with his husband knowing full well that he’s brainwashed both of them into forgetting an important series of events

Tell that same journalist about how he not only had sex with Lestat, but did so while making eye contact with Lestat’s ex, despite this having no relation or importance to the memoir

Lock himself in a box during the trial and make Sam guard him with a prop scythe while simultaneously sentencing his boyfriend to death

Attempt to impress Louis by demonstrating his friendship with Sartre

Continue to court Louis despite knowing full well that Louis was hallucinating his dead ex-husband, who is also his ex

Interrupt a week-long torture session to muse about how the floor slants north

Believe he’s kept his “I will not harm you” vow to Louis because he’s kept to the letter of the law despite violating the spirit of it repeatedly and enthusiastically

Suggest that lemon wallpaper be installed in the brutalist penthouse with minimalist decor

Break a 500-year-old vow because he was upset about his divorce, despite knowing full well that his marriage was a sham

Play Minecraft on his iPad

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Louis: “you’re not to touch him. You touch him, in anyway, and I’ll fucking kill you”

Armand, the second his ass is out the door:

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daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

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Interview with the Vampire Season 2

Soundtrack by Daniel Hart Template

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Daniel: (sneezes)

Armand: a dust mite allergy, is that what makes you fascinating?

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source via @brian-kinney-apologist

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Another Armand piece 🩸

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I’m losing my SHIT over this. Grandpa really said DTF.

😭

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absolutely unhinged and hilarious official quotation to attach to a season renewal trades announcement  😂  😂  😂

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headlines indicating lestat as a suspect in the mysterious murders of his fans have a million replies from lestat pfp accounts saying ‘actually disgusting to spread rumors perpetuating the stereotype of gay men being violent predators about one of the few queer icons we have in the rock scene right now. yall say you want queer representation in historically white conservative cis het misogynistic male spaces and then tear them down. the internaized homophobia is palpable. touch grass.’

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Louis: Yes I hired a journalist to write a book so that I could get back my ex boyfriend.

Lestat: Yes I wrote an album and toured the country so that I could get back my ex boyfriend

Daniel: so neither of you ever thought about picking up a phone? Social media?

Armand: personally I find that stalking is much more personal, have you tried…

Daniel: (slams window shut)

Armand: (faintly) Daniel, the window fell shut. Don’t worry, I can climb in through the bathroom again (scrabbling sounds)

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Just arrived at home and is welcomed by this best news. WE WON

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My Armand playlist