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my gf's idea that I thought was really funny

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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This is what happens on a daily basis. Yes, the continuous killing of every living being in Gaza. Please save what is left of us.

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normal event nobody dead nobody injured

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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I like when little kids lie not to be malicious but because they’re literally figuring out how true/false conditions work. Like they learn to talk and then they’re like wait… I can just say ANY words, huh.

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if i had a restaurant i would serve a sandwich to myself and then close

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I wish wordle would stop making fun of the way my clues look and just tell me what the solution was

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you can tell kris is tma because the go-to pronoun people have for this therian nonbinary teenager who wears the same dysphoria sweater every day and has a cabinet in their dark world room that mentions being able to wear whatever they'd like and has a can of unused Pizza Spray Deodorant For Boys in their bathroom and uses apple shampoo and has a dark world palette that is essentially the trans flag and who explicitly hates the starkly heteronormative-esque abuse ( which is topped off by putting a ring on a finger , no less , ) that you put noelle thru in the weird route so hard they beat the fuck out of you in a trash can and is implied to be suicidal or previously suicidal or perhaps even self harms ( or is at the very least weirdly into knives ) and has weird repressed memories that include such bangers as ManCountry ( you used to belong there but now you don't ) is. He/Him.

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TIL that the “left Twix vs right Twix” ad campaign suddenly ended when a giant sinkhole opened up under the Iowa factory that made the right Twix and destroyed the entire building killing 30 people. The story was immediately buried and they stopped mentioning right Twix. Google “SpongeBob x squidward yaoi” for more information

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this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

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