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he’s so me

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.

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Why is he like that

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

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so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

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Cringetober day 8 - Tumblr Sexyman aka 😏 Bill Cipher

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I feel uneasy

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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When ur post go over 1 thousand notes it immediately enters into fake internet populated by living corpses that can only say same thing over and over

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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Wish you were here

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BRING BACK THE BEAR!!! 🗣️👉🐻

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mane 6 but they're gen 2 !? 🌟⭐️✨💫