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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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My five year plan is to just see what happens
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:3 <- smile for cats, dogs :) <- smile for humans :] <- smile for reptiles, amphibians :> <- smile for birds := <- smile for insects (: <- smile for sinister humans
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really hope deoxys comes to earth soon and destroys everything
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Dropping a brick on the post below
hee hee
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
#how i feel bc im supposed to have wednesdays off but its been like 3 months covering those shifts#i hate working wednesday#txt
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i'm like this bc my parents didn't give me the sex talk as a kid so i've just been guessing the whole time and i've come to the conclusion that it probably involves wearing a dog collar while someone is nice and/or mean to you
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today is the only day you can reblog this
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