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☽ INDEPENDENT BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE ☾

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“...You were a pass.” True. By technicality she HAD failed the exam... But also by technicalities she should never have been in a uniform in the first place. Like the Judge’s Council, Dredd too had chosen to overlook it. She had a unique edge. One he’d never considered viable until the other day. It was bold of her, to let MaMa’s lead technician go. She’d clearly seen something in the frightened man, something passed the rigid laws of the City. What, he didn’t exactly know, but she’d called him a VICTIM.

“Chief has a new assignment for us. Tracking down more corrupt Judges. Thinks being psychic will come in handy... If you’re up to it.” It pissed him off, thinking that even more in their organisation were no better than the scum they arrested. Taking bribes, and turning against their own, against The Law itself.

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It had been nearly a day since Peach Trees and Anderson couldn’t understand why no one had let her completely leave the Hall of Justice. Then Hershey had debriefed her and explained it was for her own good to decompress. Thanks to her extra abilities, they saw to it she would be ready for the next shift.

“Another shift? I’m not a judge, you saw that. I’m not fit for this,” she gestured to Dredd. “I wasn’t born to be a judge. I’m just some freak one of the other judges thought had potential.” She crossed her arms over her small chest. “Then why are you even talking to me?”

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He’d shoved his armour in his locker. Still reeling from the day. The return and subsequent death of his brother had him on edge along with everything else. The death of Chief Fargo was a harsh blow as well. Even if he wasn’t usually emotionally fried it would still be a lot to take in. To process. His gaze drifted up at the familiar voice. Hershey. She’d been the rock in the proverbial storm.

“...Yeah. That’d be great, Hershey.” Another thing he’d have to thank her for later. If there was one earthly pleasure he took part in: it was a good hot bath. Dredd usually just got his rest in the machines... But given what he’s been through the Hall did issue natural sleep for his own well-being.

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It was over, Dredd was cleared of wrongdoing, so Hershey could finally breath again. She knew her feelings were most likely misplaced in the hard judge, but they were there nonetheless. She’d thought about kissing him, but she smiled at him instead.

Later when he’d returned, Hershey was waiting for him. As usual. “What do you say we go back to my apartment? Yours are destroyed and you look like you could use a bath and a decent night’s sleep,” she offered.

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B99 SENTENCE MEME      ➔ episodes 1x01-1x03

“This job is eating me alive.”

“I’d like to apologize for him. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.”

“His code name if Fuzzy Cuddle Bear.” 

“Good news for all you murder fans!”

“You know how old people always have that gunk on them?”

“Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?” 

“They’re pretty much worthless but they make good coffee.” 

“The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.” 

“It’s impossible to solve things unless you’re wearing a tie.”

“I gorged myself at that funeral.”

“Speaking of murder, what are you doing here?” 

“I bet on some over-the-clothes action.” 

“A dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted.” 

“First of all, I think you’re overdoing it with the manscaping.”

“You’re a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit.” 

“I never took off the speedo. Big mistake. It is inside of me.”

“I have a degree in numerology from the internet.” 

“The drugs are in a location.” 

“Your entire life is garbage.” 

“I want to see what happens when I taser this cantaloupe.” 

“He would literally let you do anything if you gave him a hamburger.” 

“I’m anxious to restore my status as a lone wolf.” 

“Do you know where we keep the glitter?” 

“There’s a penis on my minivan?” 

“It’s better to be a criminal.” 

“My name is Banana Fartman, MD.” 

“Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.” 

“I’m gonna pee. That’s what I’m doing tonight.” 

“I’ll end up on the streets selling my body for a can of beans.” 

“Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like a statue?” 

“The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle.” 

“Why are you always telling us about your disgusting body?” 

“I will make better mouth.” 

“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking.” 

“Why was your hand in your back pocket?” 

“My first instinct was not to caress her butt.” 

“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your life back on track.” 

“Are you saying that black people can’t sell drugs?” 

“Why would I ever eat off his shirt?” 

“Man, girls are so scary.” 

“In all cases, cops are the worst.” 

“The fairy princess castle has defeated me.” 

“What kind of castle has wheels?” 

“I think you have many hidden talents.”

“Noooo, I have no talents.” 

“Constantly getting his approval is the worst.” 

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Dredd:

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//Soooooo... There MIGHT be a new Dredd game anounced in the next few months. And that’s got me HYPED. ///

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“I’d... Rather not.”

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JUST BURY ME IN PAIRINGS WHERE ONE PERSON’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HELL AND HARDSHIPS, BUT LOOKS AT THEIR LOVER LIKE THEY’RE THE SUN, HOLDS THEIR LOVER CLOSE LIKE THEY’RE THE WARMEST THING IN THE COLDEST SNOW STORM, AND KISSES THEIR LOVER PASSIONATELY LIKE THEY’RE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. 

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Mun

Nickname: Retro OOC FC: I’m just going to use fluffy space boy (Ratchet). Mun: 21+ (so is the muse obviously)

Notes/Guidelines: 

Mun and Muse are completely separate, and I’m not going to reign my muse in for you. A sentence or even death is a possibility when your character engages with him (if they break The LAW &/or resist arrest that is), if you don’t like that, please let me know and I’ll make sure he doesn’t off your muse (if that’s a possibility within the thread). I.e. He’s a Judge, he’s going to act like it.

I have a basic tagging system/use basic tags, I don’t fuss over them too much, HOWEVER I assume if you follow me here that you’re mature enough to let me know if you have anything that rustles/sets you off enough to need a tag or are simply OKAY with mature themes. You can tell me on IM or anon, I’ll make sure to tag things for you if you need it.

I’m only semi-selective with this blog because I prefer plots/multi-para writing. I don’t always have the muse for Dredd, so I generally like some substance to work with him. Simply because Old Stony here is a little awkward for crossovers. It takes a little work for things to flow nicely, unless you just want to drop a muse into his world.

ASIDE FROM ALL THAT: I’ll post normal Judge Dredd/2000 AD content here, and occasional Out of Character stuff/updates.

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RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Leave. Leave right now.”

“What more do you want?!”

“I really wish you were never born.”

“I hate you!”

“Can you just fuck off already?”

“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”

“All you do is whine.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”

“How did that feel?”

“Oh my god, I don’t care!”

“No wonder nobody likes you.”

“Is this how little you think of me?”

“That hurt you son of a bitch…”

“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

“Leave me alone!”

“I can break your nose if I want to.”

“Are you going to cry now?”

“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”

“You’re so pathetic!”

“I won’t forget this.”

“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”

“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”

“I have a right to be angry.”

“This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”

“Get out of my life!”

“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”

“You ruined everything.”

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Part of him feels bare without the helmet. It was practically a damn part of him at this point in his life. His off time spent getting his mandatory rest and mundane errands done. He wasn’t a social butterfly. After all the less people who see your face on the job, the harder it is to find you... And that’s what made him perfect for undercover operations. It was a rarity for him to undertake such a task. There were always other Judges more honed for the work. More willing. Better suited to mingle among the scum instead of cracking their heads.

With a deep sigh he looked over to his partner. As steady as he is Dredd can’t help but feel a little out of place. About to hit the streets in civilian clothes. No badge, just a concealed firearm... Not unusual for where they were headed. A hot-bed of punks and illicit dealings. A block worthy of a raid... But if they so much as get a whiff of a Judge they’ll scatter like cockroaches out into the concrete jungle, then they’ll never get their targets.

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He’s not impressed by the comment, long stare following it before he moves for his uniform. He slowly starts pulling on the rest of his leather and armour before facing his companion, “... I am careful.” - To a reasonable degree anyways. He assumed the topic was brought on by their presence in the med center, and the newly puckering wound across his back.