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Imagine how good of a toaster you could buy if you were a perpetual millionaire…
i already have a toaster oven!!!!! i want for nothing!!!!!
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(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why
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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
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two more finished pokemon phone bg commissions...!
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call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level
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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs
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sealed him in my ipod
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i miss when someone would post an image and then another person would reblog from them with seemingly the same image but there was a lucky luciano hidden in there somewhere. and you spent 5 minutes looking for it. do you remember how we used to play
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💙 coelacanth 💙
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Putting on my best cold and disdainful sneer as I command my loyal assassin uBlock Origin to make meddlesome UI elements conveniently disappear
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‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube
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There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).
So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.
If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.
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