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kinda looks like akb just walks round primed for teammates to just jump on her at any given moment and its very cute, but my ongoing concerns for gothams injury list is making me hope shes wearing knee and back braces just in case 馃槄
Yea I know I鈥檝e seen another video with Shelby hogan on her back. Wasn鈥檛 sure if this is different question from same day or if she just does that all the time. Definitely don鈥檛 need any more injuries, especially non soccer related.
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Was just watching a replay of the Brazil/colombia game from last night and gabi portilho went down very awkwardly late in the game. They sprayed the shit out of her knee and she eventually came back on. Kinda had to I guess because Brazil was already down a player from a red and was out of subs but I really didn鈥檛 like the looks of it. Would be great if Gotham could get healthy for second half of season
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AKB fully invested in an argument that you should put suspenders on the dogs was hilarious as well. Because she was there, arguing her case, with multiple teammates 馃槀
You just know Jess on the drive home was subjected to the debate as well 馃槀
Haha yea she definitely seemed to have a strong argument going. Not sure she was convincing anyone though, so maybe she will try Jess later
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Pretty much everything Ryan says in this video is hilarious. Her off field contributions continue to be top notch.
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Rose and Sam agreeing the interview today went much better because Sonnett wasn鈥檛 there to goof off with rose. We鈥檙e never getting the two of them on together again. I actually don鈥檛 think it was that different aside from the very end where rose praised Sam for an extended period of time. Pretty sure we aren鈥檛 getting that level of sincerity out of rose with sonnett sitting next to her.
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Do you know if ella stevens is still injured? I haven't seen her in any training pics or team videos at all this month
I don鈥檛 know sorry. Was just thinking about that earlier today. Checked all my normal sources and I don鈥檛 see any update on her injury status, but if anyone knows I鈥檇 love the info.
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I think AKB would be back as soon as she could manage, but Jess may want to take some personal time. I think they and Esther get 10 days after their last international match as a break?
Yea I鈥檓 not sure how many days they get off. Definitely deserve some time. Gotham didn鈥檛 do much to sure up the defense in terms of signings but hopefully can still hold off Chicago if people aren鈥檛 back yet
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I hope Jess is currently putting together a folder of the baby pics, screenshotting it and using it for blackmail to get a break between this hell tournament and starting back at Gotham, because AKB has just said to the German media she'll be back in the US for the Chicago game 馃槶
Haha yea that could be a solid plan. I do think the players in the euros deserve some time off but I also need them to be back for the Washington game. Hopefully they can make that work
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pretty certain if gotham admin just asked jess nicely they'd have an album full of every akb baby picture and probably a million slightly embarrassing ones in a heartbeat.
Well maybe we鈥檒l get that when they get back to jersey
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Worst thing is as as I was writing the message I was thinking Sunday; but remembered something I had to do tomorrow 馃槀 oh she'd hate it, absolutely hate every second. I fear she may have to learn to live with a bit more coverage because she has truly broken out of woso media 馃槄 one German paper found her childhood coach and interviewed him, completely with pictures of 6-yr-old AKB 馃槄
Haha yea all good, i thought you might鈥檝e just typed wrong day. Just didn鈥檛 want anyone to be mad when they couldn鈥檛 find the game on tv tomorrow. They should send those pictures over to Gotham admin. I鈥檓 pretty sure her only positive take away from being knocked out is there鈥檚 less media attention on her now
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I personally can't wait for the final on Friday where we're going to see AKB miserably sporting a Jess Carter crop top while the cameras keep finding her because she has become the publics fave goalie of the tournament 馃槀 considering the coverage she's currently getting I'm kind of expecting some German sports network to set up an AKB stream 馃槀
I hope for her sake that don鈥檛 because I鈥檓 pretty sure akb is looking for minimal camera time. Also just fyi the game is on Sunday just so you don鈥檛 miss it
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I do not understand how Jenna is still on this team, but bless her for sticking with it I guess. Foxy looking great as always.
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Dunno, she might be stuck stealing jesses old jerseys i dunno if id want to send the fa 100 pounds to get an england jersey when i could get a free one from the laundry and im not even a national team player for another country 馃槀
Yea true, guess we鈥檒l find out on Sunday
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Lets be honest, Esther will not be next seeing AKB in NJ, it'll be when she's sat in the friends and families section wearing a Carter jersey 馃槀 poor AKB probably has to switch immediately from competition mode to support system/WAG mode 馃槄
Yea that鈥檚 a good point. These games all have me so conflicted watching Gotham players face each other
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AKB loves a jersey thats 10 sizes too big. They're like dresses on her and then when she does jersey swaps with her opponents its very funny. Can't wait to see her in a Jess jersey that stops at the midriff in the stand in the final 馃槀
Haha yea I think she might get herself a bigger version. I doubt she kept that tiny Esther jersey on for too long
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Posting this here mostly the idea of akb ever agreeing to wear a crop top is deeply funny to me
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Esther and Berger with the jersey swap and a nice embrace right after the game ends. At least we鈥檙e all still friends.
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