drhouseapologist

[drhouseapologist]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[drhouseapologist]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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do i deserve back pain at this age

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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They straight up couldn't have Cas interacting with demon Dean more than they did on account of the fact Dean would have tried to fuck him.

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it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

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One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they are looking at you when they're in profile, not facing you! Hot tip for artists and animal lovers!

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

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people on this webbed site be like “mutuals do this: fall from heaven and go on a monster hunting roadtrip with me and my brother and make out with me in the back seat of my 1967 chevy impala” and then be like why is everyone tagging this supernatural

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reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

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Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

[drhouseapologist]

You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

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Must we actually know our fathers? Is it not enough to listen to the music they always listened to, and drive their cars, and wear their old jackets just to feel close to them?

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dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

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