I found a story on paper at the railway station
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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Happy dead week
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idk how to explain this to a non dancer but my type cast is literally bird. I am a bird.
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You get frustrated trying to teach me
But I find it frustrating just being me
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“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off
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Vanessa stop scaring the shit out of Micheal challenge
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HE SAID THE THING AHDQEFJBGGHWBNGJE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)
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You know what. Fuck you.
*unhallows your ween*
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people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.
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I need a hair cut
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